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My crew/I have been debating other stuff for the past many days.

Like is nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 really Stacey?

Is nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat a misspelled version of MANHOOD?

Does nostr:npub17nvfw7g53nxjghyd2zg552z06cke0jc0k69hj7ns7f9pw26j9kusap4u85 really like pickleball or is that just to piss me off?

Is nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve really the top quant on Nostr?

Why is an Italian like nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 allowed to practice law & reside in the US?

Real shit. There’s more too.

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pickleball is great, hope you recover from this, didn't know you were taking it so hard

Something that “everyone” can do doesn’t interest me. I’m built for tough challenges.

Oh no, not coping sats, I thought you were better than that 🫂

📽️

As a former member of that club I don’t talk about it.

what club

😂😉

He posted something interesting about humans interacting with BTC pumps and dumps and we all started a virtual club in the comments

He’s a big boy. He knew the consequences.

I love this so much

I'm surprised he's not in here memeing

The chaos is not for everyone.

HODL 11mo ago

Nostr is chaos. Gotta embrace it lol

Made my evening this nonsense. Thank you all I needed it.

until next time John, probably 7 am or whenever sats wakes up

A baby seal club

This is nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 biggest paradox. Stacking is simultaneously a flex and totally doable by anyone with any amount of extra income. I believe he will resolve this paradox because he is a man of character.

🤔🧐🥄

Yeah like running a lightning node

Dude exactly.

Full or ?

Either. Bring back wallet of satoshi god damn it.

Vpn if you really want it

He can’t even spell his own name let alone use a VPN 😂

OH SHIT nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r in the mix.

Artur…qywr 11mo ago

😂😂😂

Marie exists to torment me and make my life miserable. And after I complain, she gaslights me into thinking I asked for it.

Romance is often at once exhausting and yet exhilarating

He loves it when I torture him, he is slightly kinky 😜

We all are, it’s no secret. Nothing is good without the procession of effort and perseverance

Go find god

Speak for yourself sir 😂

My apologies. I just like a little salt on my watermelon.

Salty

Try it

The only thing I would lick salt off is tequila!

Lead a horse to water … etc.

Salt on watermelon sounds like something Marie would like. She has plenty of salt from all the time she’s rubbing it in my wounds.

It’s delicious. And cheap. Try it

He would love me to rub his wounds 😜

I’m going to the kitchen while you all work this out.

Bring me some watermelon and garlic for the vampire lady

Garlic, now that I do love!

I eat so much garlic I am garlic. Ask nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0

What, to get some watermelon and salt?

Primarily to avoid you and mahdoods splash zone but, yes, to eat some delicious salty melons.

This is that reverse psychology stuff. I’m not falling for it until you repent sinner https://video.nostr.build/2e049829b90751c8f0a8cea11601e54bb36e1ec9a00907a17114cd86503389a6.mp4

I didn’t know you were going to hell too. I need to reevaluate my life now.

This is like a Disney movie on meth

I just spat out my sip of wine with this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Send me the bill.

You sure, the bottle costs $2490

My offer is for the dry cleaning not your weak mouth. But I take responsibility for being hilarious

You think my clothes are cheaper than the wine…pffttt

A real fancy bitch just throws the cloths away but I’m not here to judge. What is the price of my genius?

That’s Mastercard sh*t there🤔😂😂

Mastercard more like masterbatercard amirite!?

I’m not fancy bitch, so I tend to keep my clothes!

It’s a basic principle of math that if the clothes price is < the cost to repair then …

It’s my greatest facade.

Marie

That one hurt

We should all get together and heal these wounds. The love is being mediated by the electric internet membrane

Ohhh poor Nostr dudes getting wounded by little old me 😜💜

All friction adds up to abrasion and abrasion leads to wounds we can avoid with the lubricant of real time interaction

When Nostr meetup with you all? 😉

I’m in if you let me cook and can handle my tornado child.

A man that can cook while I drink wine is a keeper!

Dude I’ve got a teenager so I’m sure I can handle a little one!

You’ve never met my child, but I’m down to see you try.

Don’t trust nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 on this one… I’m still waitin on my nurse and transport van🤨🤷🏽‍♂️

I’m trying brother. People are afraid of meatspace

😂🫡… all good in the ⭕️

🤣🤣🤣

I’d be quitting right about now, or else I’ll add you all to my next Hellthread 🤣

🥲

No thanks have a good night 😬

Thanks for allowing me into your fun thread, sleep well guys 💜💜💜💜💜💜

Fun threads > hell threads

I’m glad everyone is seeing Marie’s true colors now. Beware fokls 🫡

I love you all so much

I’m yet to show you colours you ain’t ever seen 😜

I can’t see certain colors

Because a band of blue is refracted sharply by my eyeball and so it’s always to the left disintegrated from my vision

Oh wow are you actually colour blind?

I don’t know but a certain color blue is always to the left of everything I see. But who knows maaan If Your purple is my purple maaan.

😳… cheech and chong meet dazed and confused🤔😂

Alright alright alright!

Top 10 underrated of all time😂

Don’t even joke like that

It’s true. It’s hard. That’s what makes

It good.

Oh I do trust me. It’s just not the same with less liquidity.

🫡

I have special dispensation because of my high surface area low volume brain. Very low overhead to maintain my highly productive frame.

👆I know this means somethin 🤔😂😂

Stache has more retard ⭕️ memes ready to go than anyone I’m aware of.

Shots fired 👆👆👆

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 what say you??

You haven’t seen my meme folder https://video.nostr.build/01bc047ba2a1cac1d0c57a209d1738b6bd129adf28ec5edfa69d8fbfc8a9a3b2.mp4

Hahahah! Thank you

Stacey v John is the internet battle we all need.

nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 you gonna let him call you simple like that?

Thank you for bringing this to my attention because it was such a low energy meme it failed to register. I’ll respond accordingly by saying simplicity is, like brevity, at the heart of wit.

Shut up & throw something at him.

I’m

Doxxid!

Us wops gotta stick together😳😂

Manhood gives excellent head

Head and butt

https://video.nostr.build/92c44cfc8d9312cca7c0a130a7fe8f34a4b1b2b0d550e6be5e04e7ce82b387de.mp4

Weren’t you the one that just posted a picture of a banana. Do better sir 😂

It was for scale!!!

😂

Bet the gay men would love him!

I got one for yo ass too 🔥 https://video.nostr.build/7cc8b6afa63044188ef322e2719802a0a45f2083157360f47aec7c1d9c7ef966.mp4

Charlene!??

Disgusting 🤮 😂

Who doesn’t like pickles!?

Me!

Sikto 11mo ago

Yeah right.

Who hurt you?

If you never had quartered Gerkins cleverly distributed across a croissant based tuna salad sandwich then I would understand this take.

You got some sick tastebuds bud

*refined

In your own opinion

That’s all I have.

😂🤣

Only gaslighting psychos dislike pickles

I think she’s talented

Extremely, no need for mastic gum here.

Sikto 11mo ago

wtf did I just walk in on? 😂

Sikto 11mo ago

Looks about righr

😳…I think I jus threw up in my mouth a lil bit🤣

Her use of molars and incisors at the same time to process the vegetable is really something.

Little Spoon 11mo ago

Haha I like how happy she is about it at the end

A keeper.

hodl about to mute every single one of us

Naw. But even if that’s what makes

This kind of fun. We’ve overstayed the party and are fucking up his porch. He loves it

HODL's a bro, he's cool.

Now take his deck chairs and cheese it!

😂🤣

Heeeeeeeeere’s JAY. Someone hit him with a chair and see if he has his ledger on him. JK. When are you and me and nostr:npub1ll99fcrclkvgff696u8tq9vupw9fulfc8fysdf6gfwp7hassrh2sktxszt getting lunch?