There’s a few people who THINK they’re nostr celebrities, but they’re all jacking each other off in the corner. nostr:note1eypf3n32ulkzm8xkmfunle7e7alejpn0zwcsuskgshv4ehh43yxqpttm64

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they’re probably not even in a circle fcking dorks

Yeah…I just know they’re in a rhombus as we speak

suboptimal angles to work with

I wonder what the mean jerk time would be for something like that…

We probably need to do some medical studies.

Find someone to give us a Bitcoin…we can figure it out

Uhm guys, can I join in. I too would like to jerk circularly. For science. 👉🏽👈🏽

NO. You don’t have a Bitcoin podcast

Faaaaaaak.

Lmfao😂

I can start one.

i dunno bruh the dick to floor distance in these parts is probably pretty high

circle might be too much work 🤣

I've got long arms

it’s a forearm concern and you’d prob suffer a complex radius/ulna fracture

OK OK I lied. I only have fins. Stop appendage shaming me!!!!

Ever seen a 🐳🍆 tho little froggy?

🤣😂

your zaps are suboptimal routing jp 🐝

☠️😆 Noshole woke up and chose violence

Almost every damn day 😂

lol

Skeet skeet muthafuckas.

💦

😂🤙

who is that for example ?

The podcast bros

i am not into podcating

and i dont want to do the job, sorry

That’s fine. Just play chess with my husband

who needs podcasts when you can say "GM"

GM🥰

saw GM's 👀

GM ☕️🫂💜

Gm 🫂

That's something to celebrate!

😂

I think you’re a celebrity

I’m more like the town drunk. Everyone knows me, but for the wrong reasons 😂🫂

And unfortunately, that’s usually who I find more interesting

😂hey you might be one too

Town drunk?, probably in some form

I don’t actually drink, but I consider myself Nostr’s town drunk still

I don’t really drink either so I totally get what you’re saying is my point that’s why I said in some form

🫂🤝

💯

I missed you 🤣

You too my friend 🫂

Sent me your fav song 🐶

That’s too stressful to narrow down my favorite 😂

My neighbors want to hear it.🐶

It’s like a cozy hug, thank you so much🫂

anytime, but my favorites change every day 😂🫂

No worries, I’ll just take today’s top hit before it retires tomorrow 😂🎧✨

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What exactly is a celebrity?! And why are they always jacking off in the corner?!