Where is that 2 Bitcoin he promised me for the one I sent him?

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The first reply is always “GFY”

Let him know you are not prepared to raise one of his babies. You are too busy hodl butter -ing

I always ask them how their trade is going

"I'm very busy today so can we just skip to the part where you send me a link to the malware download? tyvm"

That's fake, and I can tell almost immediately. It's a bot designed to get people into bad trades.