Jury duty this morning. Wish me luck π
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May the odds be in your favor π€π»
Reminder. Jury nullification is an option.
My having purchased a book on nullification years ago, I genuinely thought Iβd be put on a blacklist and would never be called. They need better data sharing in their surveillance systems. π€£
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Just tell them you firmly believe in jury nullification
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Good luck! Praying for you π
I don't think you'll need luck nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev
I wish you light and joy on this experience.
The rest will resolve itselve.
Mateusz
You. My mom. And now my work PM. All jury duty. Wtf is the universe lining up for me⦠is there a rule of threes or something?
I just got jury duty notice a few days ago too. Have fun judging people
I hear "I can always tell by the look in their eyes if someone is guilty" is the lucky thing to say in this circumstance
Good luckπ
LOL. I would do anything possible to get out of it, unless I were to get selected for the SBF trial.
That would be a good one
My fav movie: https://youtu.be/c2m_9t3v-E8?feature=shared
Just reply βIβm only here so I donβt get fined!β π€£
Then ask them do they know what happened in 1971 π
Good luck π€
They don't like technical people. You won't be selected.
Start randomly looking out the window and complaining about that same dang bird that has been surveilling you for several weeks. Be loud about it, judges donβt want the truth getting out. Works every time. π
I honestly would love jury duty. I have a feeling that I would be dismissed very quickly though. I have trouble pretending to be a dumb liberal.
Gross