If you don’t like baby corn, GTFO 🚪

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Corndalorian’s kid? 🥁

😂

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In that case, I will definitely eat his babies 😂

Wait what? 🤣

How did you get pics of my kids? 👀🤣

I count 8 kids at least. This is the way my friend 🤣🤣🤣

Poor poor Mrs corn 😂

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Rich in children

Bitcoin needs to pump soon or I’m gonna have to get another job 😂

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Totally worth it 😂

Paid in sats so you know it’s cheaper

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Fixed it 🤝

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Love it. The place we used to order lo mein from put it in there.

I could eat like just baby corn and nothing else I think

I have to have variety. Cheese can live on the same thing day after day, I'd rather not eat than eat the same thing for more than a couple of meals 🤷‍♀️

Oooo no I mean for a meal. Not every meal 😂 I’m a variety lady too

😂😂😂 ah okay. Same then. I thought you meant like for the rest of your life...🤢

Agreed… it reminds me of toy poodle teeth🤔😳🤷🏽‍♂️

😂 never really looked

Dat yours?

Yes…Both of them

2 inside and 2 outside…. We’re dog dense🤦🏽‍♂️😂

Wait..you have FOUR?! I only have 3 and nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx says 4 would be too much, but clearly….doable

You already finagled me to get toshi

I got my finagling pants on again

Narrator: “she wasn't wearing any pants, she knows how to negotiate with a puzzler”

Yes.

Best of luck, hope it goes better than your “fix the tap in a bear market proposition”

Definitely doable🫡🤌🏽🌅

…. U know what they say… if u wanna know what unconditional love is lock ur spouse and ur dog in ur car trunk for an hour and see witch one is happy to see u when u open it… that’s unconditional love😳😂👍🏽⭕️

My dad uses to say this 😂

I knew I stole it from someone🤔😂🫡🫂⭕️

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Omg they're so adorable 🥰🥰🥰

Agreed

And everyone of them pretty worthless🤦🏽‍♂️

…like the pit bull lab mix that will gladly take the 12volts of that electrified fence to get in the pen with her little black sistas which then peck at her cuz she steals their food😳😖

…amazingly that idgit has never hurt one of those chickens🤔😳😂🌅⭕️

That is hilarious 😂😂. She identifies as a black chicken...it is 2025 and dogs can be whatever they choose to be 🤣 Love the look on her face.

😂😂😂

👍🏽We do pride ourselves on and strive to meet certain dei criteria among the livestock at casa @stache🤔😳🌅😂

Happy to hear this. Kids these days...

Why do you segregate?

It is the opinion of the council that Greatness among livestock and animal husbandry tends towards centralization🤷🏽‍♂️😂⭕️

….oh yeah and we like to keep’ em off balance so there’s no ideas of revolution🤔😳

The two poodle breeds have faded over the years…. I think I may have overpaid for this worthless lil toads🤔😳😂😂

You know that they are literally undeveloped corn picked early?

Imagine how much effort goes into growing, picking & shelling them just to put them in a can you buy for a buck!

Really? I always assumed it was some kind of cultivar.

They might have bred a variety that suits this purpose better (ie a variety that produces many small cobs) but you can use any variety.

Interesting

Yeah, but if you pick them early, you have a greater area of space to grow a larger quantity 🤔 and they’re yum

You can plant them really close together if your planning on picking them young.

Exactly and now I want to start a whole garden specifically for baby corn 😂

Do it. You're in Cali

You should have enough sunlight to get a few harvests before winter.

Precisely

Mini corn mazes 😂

I'm talking about corn that's so baby, the entire cob gets stuck in your teeth.

Adorable and I want it

It's better than corn. Can I stay?

Yes 😂🫂

As a pickle,.right? Right?

NO. As a raw corn 😂

Oh God, the end is near.

Duhhh. We’re all gonna die 😂

Stop with the bearish news