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Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris can look at dollar bills and turn it into #Bitcoin.

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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep.

He waits…

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.

On the 7th day God rested and Chuck Norris took over.

Dude I’m laughing so fucking hard right now. 🤣😂

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

Chuck Norris mines BTC with his enemies quivering.

Chuck Norris read this before you even typed it.

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Chuck Norris created Braille

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris eats seed oils just for fun.

Chuck Norris is guarding Satoshi