Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.
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Chuck Norris can look at dollar bills and turn it into #Bitcoin.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits…
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
On the 7th day God rested and Chuck Norris took over.
Dude I’m laughing so fucking hard right now. 🤣😂
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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