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It was the best of times

You’re definitely not right up there people! Something is wrong with you all 😂😂

Can’t spell and say nuts and dogup

Have you downloaded GTA yet. It’s time to begin your training to visit 🇺🇸

What the hell is that?

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Do I look like a gamer to you? 😂

What does gamer look like?

How we have to roll in the states.. just to make it day to day

You all wouldn’t cope coming to the land down under, we have no violence or guns so you’re withdrawal symptoms couldn’t cope! 😂

I’ve been down under

How in the world did you cope without your guns 🔫

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Tupac has been down unda

We would have to fight giant mutant roos, eat wombats and fight damn panda bears! ☠️

first time I left the states for a few month spell I couldnt sleep well because I didn’t hear gunfire at night…it was awful

Tragic, how the hell did you cope…Valium 😂

I got home and snuggled my guns obvi

Of course you do, have you named each one of them and kiss them hello and goodbye

I sleep in my ghillie suit

Yep

Classic sleepwear.

I told her Americans have to sleep with clothes on because naked gunfights have the potential to become awkward, but she didn’t believe me. Thanks for backing me up 🫂

We came full circle! Just like my favorite book, “If you Give a Mouse a Cookie”

What is that?

Only the greatest children’s book of all time.

Recent read I enjoyed was “Go the f%#* to sleep” narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Had to give it away as the preschooler is reading words now and is a quick study 😂

CLASSIC 😂😂😂

That was from Sitko! He said something… forgot what… but surely it was fu ser 🖕🖕🖕 lol 😂

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Told you all…dickhead frog 🐸😂😂

I am F.RO.G. and a dickhead. Facts.

Yes. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🫶

LOL!

Smart kid like his mom!

Tune in tomorrow for;

“If you give an Aussie a gun”

We’ll just try to drink from it 🍻

Maybe that’s where shotgunning a beer comes from..

Or is a shoe still the preferred vessel?

We’ll drink out of anything we can find 😂

Btw when are you coming to the great state of California?

Hopefully next year, my son wants to visit LA, San Fran, Silicon Valley!

Very violent places.. he should be well armed

He’s only 13 years old 😂

We were will put him in a platoon of other fighting men. He is a man in a warzone

Word scramble lol

Oh my lord 😂

Yeah, all good 👍

I live in the Bay, so let me know!

Is that….San Francisco??? At this point I’m too scared to ask anything related to the US government 😂

The US gov will fu people up. Be armed!

Yeah I’m south a bit.

Tijuana?

Hahahah not that south

Good times there!

How big is your library sir?

Rimbaud 2y ago

HA!

Between all of the “If you give A’s”, and the “Pout Pout Fish” series, I’d say it’s 2nd to the library of Congress.

Pout pout fish is in heavy rotation lol

Ferret 2y ago

🌳🌲😶‍🌫️🌲🌳

I bought firecrackers and lit them by my head to remind me of home

😂😂🧨

Self prescribed lol

Truth

Here’s some Aussie slang for ya;

‘Fair suck of the sav’

play fair?

Oh how long did it take you to look that up on google? 😂

Well…

I had to find my glasses.

Turn on the computer.

Dial up the modem.

Check my email.

Then I used yahoo search.

tanel 2y ago

My notifications going off 🤣🤣

Can we all calm our NIPs here? 💜

What’s a notification?