I saw a very handsome couple (lady and a dude) at the on-board pool of the cruise I was recently on. I'm a married man, so I will word this carefully: she was very attractive. Let me illustrate: They were sitting in the shaded, shallow end of the pool but the woman got up and walked to sit on the edge of the pool in the sun. The gentleman, instead of getting up and out of the pool, proceeded to wade to the other side. The side of the pool was completely covered by people sitting on the edge. The man realized he could no longer stand in the water and also breath. Instead of reversing course and revealing to his impossibly attractive girlfriend that he couldnt swim, calmly (and yet frantically) held his breath and desperately pawed the ledge of the pool--squeezed between thighs...he didn't die, saved face, and probably got laid later.

This is why men die young.

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Missed opportunity for hottie to save him with some mouth to mouth ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Goonies is a lie. You never get the hot chick.

Or wait, was that goonies or stand by me? I can't remember.

All of them... ๐Ÿ˜‚. We all want to save you boys from yourselves and take care of you.

IT'S A TRAP! SHE'LL TIE YOU UP WITH YARN AND EAT YOU LIKE A SPIDER. Or so I heard.

Sssshhhhhhh it'll be okay.

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New horror intelectual property has been born.

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The Sandlot

YES! Thank you. My childhood is a mangled fever dream.

Moral of the story: learn how to swim or you might die before sleeping with the baddie

Definitely learn to swim or your boys won't be swimming either.

imagine dying in a cruise boat pool trying to protect your ego.

I did imagine it, I watched it transpire and imagined it. I was awstruck by the power of his non-buouyant member leading him to doom.

if youre a man, and have never gone swimming in a lake, or a bay, stay on that cruise boat please

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Did the man have a lot of Bitcoin by any chance? ๐Ÿ˜‚

I don't know but he probably regretted the ~2lbs of gold he had on his fingers and around his neck while he flirted with Neptune.

Ah a gold maxi, they're all getting girlfriends after the smelting ๐Ÿ˜‚

He who smelt'ed....

In a pool? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bubbles tell no lies.

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I study the human condition. Documentary forthcoming.

Maybe you can show it at the Nostr film festival.

I salute that dedication ๐Ÿ˜„