Drinking coffee with the pinky up today πŸ˜‚

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Way up

I’m fancy now

β˜•οΈ πŸ€™

β€œYes I WOULD like that side of guacamole”

Stay humble πŸ˜‚

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I dig the commitment.

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Are the bubble slides actually comfy?? I’ve been so curious. They’re so cute!!!

Literally yes hahahaha

Don't forget to put on a top hat too

I’m a monocle type of lady

Tore my pinkies off and stapled them to the ceiling. ...it maya have been an overreaction.

Bahaha no. Appropriate

Where we're going we won't need pinkies.

We can hire pinkies now

We're all getting pinkyfriends.

Hell yeah!

Fancy

EXTREMELY

I dunno what that word means tho

Just take a little sipsie of something w that pinky up

I’d rather pour the coffee on myself than do that maam.

And that’s why you’re stuck sticking your fingers up buttholes all day πŸ˜‚

only if they tip

I carry around a tip tablet now

It’s the oldest profession in the world AND, you can keep your pinky up πŸ˜‚

yeah it really puts old grumpy dudes at ease when you walk in to do their prostate exam and just keep your pinky up the whole time before starting the exam

What would they prefer, a thumb???

i know right? Weirdos

I mean I don’t care what he’s putting fingers up, I just know he does

Tool - Stinkfist comes to mind.

Indeed they do πŸ˜‚

Make cloacas great again 🫢🐸

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Which essentially create cloacasπŸ˜‚

A frog that creates cloacas. Meta! 🐸

They be doing that shit. Giving ladies that all-in-one hole situation

Women Against Hole Unification.

They don’t even have to push anymore. Just plop their asses down and everything falls out at once 😳

EVERYTHING?!

And beyond

That’s actually what the β€œbig bang” was

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Just read about it πŸ‘€

Interesting

These are the important discussions.

Educational

🀣 noooooo

Liar πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mmmmm tastes like saved sats

Dan, do me a favor. Would you do me a kindness?

Go all the way over there and completely fuck yourself πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€”

Self fornication is aways with someone you love

Tehehehehe πŸ˜‚

Hahahhahaha. Mood all week

Fancy lady 🧐🎩