But you just use an electric razor every few days. The time to do that is still much less than the time people spend styling their hair and shampooing. Some barbers charge up to $50 too yikes

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But if I don’t get my hair cut professionally, how can I ever orange-pill my barber?

Fucking good point 😂

If he charges 50 f*kin dollars

1) u may not be stackin hard enuf

2) he don’t need the corn😳🤨😂⭕️

the banter boys 😮‍💨

A little bit of banter never hurt nobody

This is true. Believe it’s a ghandi quote

Locker room

Talk

Fren talk

Curry talk

Pillow talk

🤣

Smart

I think Ive lost the thread🤔😂⭕️

The plot is banter b⭕️ys

😳🫡🤦🏽‍♂️

My barber charges me $35. $30 extra if I want a shave and hot towel. That’s a pretty fair deal…I don’t have epic hair like nostr:npub1fxzdkxlls7lk0jeamlhcgcjae2fzldhm9mp584vl5qn0e8pfshysyfax93.

You can just not cut your hairs

Sure, but I don’t want to look like an aging caveman.

😳🤔…there’s worse things🧐😂⭕️

What did you call me 😝

I bet nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz could give u a clip ery now’n’again….just don’t piss her off…I’m pretty sure ears don’t grow back🤔😳😂

Come on man don’t give her ideas. You’re breaking bro code.

Yeah but if I remember right rule number 1 clearly states: a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do….i think that’s the one that separates us from the CoV🤔😳😂⭕️

I thought the number one rule was to not talk about fight club

Oh yeah …🤔those lil bruised assholes get a lil fussy bout that😳😂⭕️

Sounds like Nassim Taleb logic

Some girls like it

Not the ones u wanna introduce to mama’n’them 😖😂

I don’t wanna introduce any woman to mama 😂

😳🤔…none of them?🤯😂

My barber’s $60 😳

B A L L I N

Funniest post ⭕️ day….so far🫡😂🌅

What an IDIOT! (Mine are $55)

JFC I hadn't been for a haircut since before the coov and I remember paying CAD$20. Glad I just shaved it 👀

Rich ass MFS 😂

i cut my hair a couple weeks ago

only a little

with scissors from the drawer it took all of 15 seconds

it was free

i did it cos everyone was annoying

added it to my compost 😌✂️

Legend

HFSU

😳😂….ok new funniest post ⭕️ day…so far🤣🌅

….what a d*ck 🤦🏽‍♂️😂⭕️

🤔…this is the way😂⭕️

I do that too but just for my mustache because it's annoying when it touches my lips

You need to get the moustache long enough to part it and pull to the sides. Handlebar ftw.

Aww man I actually thought about this before. I should do it at least once in my life😂

Poor after haircut.

Seriously though, if you've got somewhat difficult hair to cut, you notice a difference between proper salon and a discount Supercuts type of job. I've tried switching many times, but it's no contest

This is why God made wax nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy 🤌🏽

….ive got so much to teach u and so lil time 🤦🏽‍♂️😂⭕️🫂

I thought this was a reply to living with 4 hens, a mother in law, and a bunch of female grand daughters 🕯️👉🦻

😳🤦🏽‍♂️😂

Smfh🤌🏽

Lol supercuts. I went to an actual barber, his name is James. Once I'm done with bald I'll be going back for a nice high & tight.

Salons are for ladies 😂

Maybe I have an odd head shape, or hair type, but even my relatively simple cut comes out visibly worse when I've tried great Clips (or whoever James works at) shrug

James runs his own old style barber shop, for about 30 years.

Was being cheeky. That's cool, I'm sure he's decent. I pay a premium for a gay dude 🤷‍♂️

Are you making fun of my eyes?

Not googly enough YODL

Are you making eyes at the salon guy 👀

This your haircut?

Need to delete myself

Good barbers can make a guy who looks like a 4 into a solid 8

I wouldn't know about that.... 👀

Not all people can be saved. Sorry to hear you are one of those.

Barber > Salon Artiste for men's hair. When I was younger I went to salons. It was always crap. Once I found a good barber it was way better. Someone focused on men's hair only will do a better job at men's hair, it makes sense.

Would you ever let a woman at a barber shop cut your hair?

How’s she look?🤔😂

Out.

Me too😖😂

Though she looks like she knows about masculine hair styles 🤔🤨🧐

You see the vision. It could work out.

I might let her sculp my nether regions🤔🤷🏽‍♂️😂

Last resort. Lifetime of experience says you want the old barber dude. Anything else and you end up with broccoli hair.

Man I went to a barber shop that has been around longer than I've been alive (probably not). The owner is older than stacey. One of the barbers has been there for over 10 years. I got a haircut from him the first time I went and it was not great. Went back recently and he is still terrible. But so many people love him and I think it's because he's just a cool guy and makes good conversation. I guess that matters more than looking good to some people 🤷‍♂

That can happen. As a kid I remember getting cuts from a guy named Herb. People called him Herbie the hacker 🤣 Everybody went there though, for the gossip & networking. Always some old boys there having coffee.

Instead of stacking sats, they're gossiping like females and arguing about sports

Yes. Also weather, much weather talk, it was an agricultural community.

Sounds boring as fuck

Not if your business and livelihood depend on it.

I forget you grew up on a farm

I thought u have great hair🤔….u cain’t f*k up great hair🤨….if I had great hair with my line of BS none of u feggots would have girl frenz….yall would have to date each other😳🤷🏽‍♂️😂⭕️

Best post of the day....so far

lol….ive been recoginized….its the best day ⭕️ my retarded life😳😂🤣⭕️

Best post ⭕️ day so far

incredible

I just robbed this from nostr:npub1gluh6ns2vsxg493a87n3m8c2d2ketzh62p07lhkad4ffaaqj9mesu6d3sz, it was just before your note!

Perfect timming....

#Miauuuuuuuuuuuu

🫡😂🫂⭕️

Yoda starts talking normally when he’s pissed 😂

🤣🤣🤣

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meOW*****

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You have a barber app?

2Adegree/*****

fr, i learned long ago how to cut with a razor or elect. trim & still cut my fam&friendz @x

Rand the hacker, the prophet and now the barber!

Or a serial killer confession 👀

trust issues nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy 😞

Sorry. Recently watched a show about Ed Gein

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Who hurt you?

Many, many people. And I shall have my revenge, in this life of the next!

🤣

I was talking to the prophet/barber

this 2 me MAHDOOD nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat

Damn do you want me to kick his ass?

#TAGteam

me and node

time/\/place will this *B*pot/luck 😃

I’m bringing steak what are yall bringing to the potluck

Trick Or Treat then/\/\/E Culd have nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 draw uP guideLINEs 😎

Potluck!?

Yeah protect us from lawsuits

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Sue Stacey first

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Do you type this yourself or do you have like a software that converts to this slop 😂

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🐽;.;🐽

buttbut, i Culd *B*Ring both>

OR just sum beef cuts & a pressurecOOkR & other cOOk/\/ thingz

Grilled steak it is

🤣

OMG the ice cream truck is the best part of this.

Nice background music 😂

Yes welcome to the hood 😂

\/\/E Culd sEll ticITz 😁

This is also a possibility 🤣

1st 2 R ass U ME nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

No comprendo

1st two are assumptions (make "ass" of "U-M-E)

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LMAO

First time I ever agree with yodlmanfried

Welcome back, brother 🫂

Get in here my brother from another mfer 🫂

It's hard out here for men with luxurious hair

Bro the pile of hair I had to throw out when I shaved it. 5 years of growth, almost to the middle of my back. I couldn't believe how much hair was there 😂

I remember cutting my hair when it was really long and the barber was like you should have donated your hair. I didn't realize hair could be a speculative asset.

Shit I never thought of that 🤦‍♂️ they do wigs for cancer patients.

Yeah exactly. Kind of felt bad. I have great hair too 😂

Shit, next time. I've got one more long hair phase in me probably. Mine would be good for a wig I think, arrow straight and fine.

I feel like my long hair days are over. So much shampoo lmao

Where TF do ya’ll live???!?

My hair artist is $20….and when I used to go every week she’d charge me $5…of course my wife would ask me “what does she do? …Just wave the scissors at ur hair?”😳🤨😖😂

And why does he see her once a week.... she must give amazing hair cuts ;)

Yup…my wife use to call it my “Tina time”…. The “other” woman😂

TnA time amirite

Not even close…between a mother, mother n law, 4 sisters n law, wife, daughter and granddaughters, 4 hens, 2 inside female dogs and 2 outside female dogs….ive got enuf female problems in my life😳🤯😂🤦🏽‍♂️

…f*k it sounds even worse when I type it🤔🤌🏽

Wow! 4 dogs?! I'd forgotten. Nice!

You are are truly blessed 🥰🫂(the large family too)

Agreed….but sometimes I feel so blessed I think I’m gonna have a heart attack😳😂

Not all of us can get the ultra senior discount

Don’t hate on me cuz the WoN and CoV think I got it goin on🧑‍🦰🤷🏽‍♂️⭕️😂

Stache rn:

See nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve gets me🫡🫡

….the only problem is only one of us is serious🤔😳🤨😂

I wonder which one of us is (serious)

Never mind that😳🤨

….this here is a fine video graphic interface….i may steal it🤔🧐

Holy shit stacey got a new meme

I keep a lil dry powder MF🤨😂

I prefer wet powder. It's more sticky

People with hair privilege hairspaining to us non-aired people how it is. Hair privilege people are just blind to the living experience of non-haired people.

#educateyourself

He's got a hair-trigger on this subject for sure.

🤣

Jelly?

Fabio-moo?

That’s the average American woman on hinge