🤣

Maybe not a suburban but if I was single the van life thing doesn't sound like the worst thing ever.

Imagine how many extra sats he can stack by not investing into getting laid

you’ll live in your car and you’ll be happy

Male nurse?

Gay.

They’ll bang anywhere.

Think about it. Monkey pox is like a bed notch for them.

A van? Step above homelessness, win!

🤣 'hates getting laid'

Homelessness is sure getting fancy.

terrible, what fiat forces people into

BUT I know someone who got laid a lot while living in a van, he did it intentionally as a comfort challenge

He won’t get laid now, but if he’s stacking sats, he’ll get plenty of lays in a few years.

This is doable with a full size American SUV. (Nothing wrong with saving money, hope he’s stacking sats.) Try this with one of the miserable European “crossover” SUVs, where you have to sit with your knees under your chin 😂

stacking sats on steroids

I really hope they're stacking sats. This goes to show how far the housing crisis has gone. 'Getting laid' is overrated btw

If you think that man ain't getting laid, you probably don't understand women.

Source: Lived out of my 4runner in 2017, women love that shit

Respect. That's cool AF.