Man.. you've lost the plot, honestly.
Alright, Will, I'll definitely respect your argumentation. Keep going at it for sure. Its the way things should be. My only wish/advice is, you also take an honest look at the reaction from node runners and take that into account as you support a change on core.
If you ask me, looking at the reaction from an HONEST point of view, it tells me a substantial amount noderunners disagree with whatever logic you and core devs are presenting.
And despite whatever you might think, "a substantial amount of noderunners" disagreeing on a changr should raise serious concerns about that change.