Walking to school with my oldest. We get to the street corner next to the school. The light is red. No cars either way. We start crossing. The crossing guard sees us and starts making big eyes and signs with his hands that we’re not following the rules. What I see:
“YOU CAN’T CROSS YEEETTTT!!!” 🤣
“WHY AREN’T YOU RESPECTING MY AUTHORITY? I HAVE A STOP SIGN IN MY HAND AND A YELLOW RAINCOAT!!” 🤣
You should wear a bigger yellow coat and bring a bigger sign next time and mog her
I’ll probably see she/it in not too long. It’s a half day today. If there’s no cars, I’ll do it again 🤭
Pretend to be deaf
You are NOT allowed to make your own judgement calls. How dare you.
My own judgement calls? Only a right wing extremist would do this 🤭
Dude, you’re taking his half-ass JOB! Lol
I once had a warrant for my arrest for doing this in Oakland CA
Wait what? 🤣🤣🤣
That’s crazy
Same situation, “walking against red” in front of a bored, petty cop
Next to the office building, there was a cop who would hide behind the trees and when he saw people pass the red light or off the painted lines he would fine you. 150 cuck bucks
When the police association calls me up out of the blue and asks me for money I always tell them:
“well America was built with just a county sheriff and his deputies. We don’t really need police departments… and I already pay their salaries, why would you call me about this?”
They hang up, “Click”
You can contest it here. The cop usually never shows up. But it’s a huge waste of time though. And they know this too well
Teach them from a young age to question authority.
“Why?” is always a great question to ask
