Damn yall are hard… that’s our localization for radiation ⭕️ Fred’s melanoma…. But he appreciates y’all’s concern…. U bunch ⭕️ racist b*st*rds😳🤨😂⭕️

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Did u get the zaps I just sent…. It looks like they are confirmed but when I try to open my wallet in Damus it looks like it’s searching but not opening (WoS)

I see zaps yes

👇🏾

So what do I need to do…I haven’t changed any settings… I wonder if it’s an issue with WoS….thats what it was last time when I made it rain in the ⭕️. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Go to your profile in your nostr client. Tap edit profile. Find the field called lightning address or zap address. And add your address. I feel like we did these exact steps a few months ago 🤣

I think we did😳…. What’s ur f*kn point🤨😂⭕️

Make sure there are no blanks at the start of string, like last time.

I believe Daniel helped with this last time. And I went from rising quant star back to the shadows

That was crazy

its hard helping the elderly with tech stuff

We basically go through these same steps every 2-3 months with Stache 🤣

its sad when the mind starts to go

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 is full senile. Probably wears diapers

Also received zap from nostr:nprofile1qqsxzpn9q3shaeunsuppuxxgn7me68wmc0nmluvu7g5c7szxd7r3t6gpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnsz9thwden5te0wahhgtnndamxy6t59e5x7um5ukmsv3 … confirming my PoDE ( proof of digital excellence)…. Thnx nostr:nprofile1qqsxzpn9q3shaeunsuppuxxgn7me68wmc0nmluvu7g5c7szxd7r3t6gpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnsz9thwden5te0wahhgtnndamxy6t59e5x7um5ukmsv3 my fren🫡

….i knewed I ain’t changed no damn settings🤨🫂⭕️

🤭🫂

Hey Nos 👋🏾🤭

Hey node👋

This is the price ⭕️ frenship pheggot🤨🤭⭕️

🤨🤨🤭😂🤣

Did you do the steps in my note? 🤣

Just got a zap from nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9uqsuamnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dshs6x4zka (Thnx KM🫂….see nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz4mhxue69uhkzem8wghxummnw3ezumrpdejqsvker7 that’s what real frenship looks like🤨😂😂🤨🖕🏽)

…. So it looks like it’s yall sh*ts broke n not mine🧐😂⭕️

…. If yall need assistance plz call 1-800-kissmyhairyass 🧐😂😂⭕️

Show me the zap field 🤨👇🏾

That’s cap bro. You modified that pic 🤣🤣🤣

I didn't but somehow the way it cuts off is confusing. I zapped you, and his was above without the option.

Also no zap icon in his profile

Ok so it’s not just me. I tried yakihonne and Nostur. His zaps don’t work

Not for me either

Exactly. Senile old man is confused. Kajoozie could have his address stored. Or he zapped him before his issue occurred

Wish I knew 🤷‍♀️ but it’s amazing that he ever had it working to begin with soooo respect 😂

I go through these steps with him every couple of months 🤣

My mom said that grok has been helping her “think straight” after her stroke 🤔 can stache use AI yet? 🤭

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 ask grok to do this for you. We’re waiting here

Alternatively, move funds to yolobase custody, like last time, before you fux it up. I can zap on your behalf in the interim

I mean accept zaps on your behalf

🤨🤦🏽‍♂️

My entire net worth is in this alien’s hands.

Wise move. Stache is an angel investor and still distrusts on occasion. Half the job is just calming people down when they panic and wanna sell...or withdraw. We hodl until the end! 💪

Me. still waiting.

Stacey…we’re waiting

Astonishingly….I avoid all that crap…. Also i have never used any social media except nostr

…. I only got on to support it and increase its footprint cuz it’s open source … and then I met these aggravating bunch ⭕️ retards and have been way more active than I’d ever imagined

… but nope I’m not asking grok🤨…. Grok can gf himself

…. Ima stick with nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve and the rest o the tards… and if they find that irritating it’s like my sweet ol Granma use to say “f*k’em”🤨😳😂

I see your zap button now so it’s all a moot point to me anyways 🤷‍♀️😂🫂

I zapped it just now and it went to the void. We're closer at least

Same actually 🤭 but I don’t want the headache of continuing on 🤣

Well then zap me damnit!!!!

Let’s make sure this sh*t is working properly sista🤨…. I was just about to offload all my precious scarcity to nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cprfmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakq2jr97j 😳🤦🏽‍♂️

I tried 😂😂😂😂

😳🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

I tried sumthin different (went thru NWC) plz try again and I’ll take back some of those mean and hurtful thangz I said about yall😳🫂

Ah I see it now. Good. That was ridiculous 🤣

It doesn’t work, but we can see it 🤷‍♀️😂

😳🤨

…. Not sure why this cr*p always happens to my sorry *ss

…. I’m the least technically and emotionally equipped of all the tards to handle it🤷🏽‍♂️

Try me again if ur still on

(I went thru NWC)

I just tried twice and it didn’t seem to go through

Thnx

It didn’t… or sure what’s going on

*not sure

What client?

Trying to connect WoS to primal via NWC

Okay idk much about primal settings 😭 if it were damus, I may be able to help more.

Ima try and do it thru Damus now

Now this, I know how to do and hopefully your zap script wasn’t disabled

Hey nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve I switched my wallet from WoS to Minibits

It looks like it’s functioning on primal but when I try to connect with Damus it appears to be stuck in a latency/transfer loop

I think the same thing was Halle ing with WoS and that’s why nostr:npub1vyrx2prp0mne8pczrcvv38ahn5wahsl8hlceeu3f3aqyvmu8zh5s7kfy55 and nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw were able to zap me from primal and yall weren’t able from Damus… it sure what’s going on between these two client tho

*same thing was happening with WoS

*not sure what’s going on between these 2 clients tho

You have to paste the nwc string in both clients for it to work. They’re independent

I'm on Alby Hub

I think damus uses coinos

You should be able to use any wallet using NWC in damus 🤔

Yeah you can connect any nwc string

Did you paste the NWC string in Damus as well. Under wallet in the left tab?

I have, twice now. Send it back mfer

Not sure what ur playin at nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9thwden5te0dehhxarjv4kxjar9wvhx7un8f30v62 …. I ain’t seen a damn thing from u🤨😳

…. I still broke as @buckwheat’s bicycle 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

Awight try again plz u *sshole🤨🤭😂

….i went thru NWC this time

🫂

Come in for a hug 🤣

Ah crap wrong gif

Nope. That’s the right one 😂

This happens with gifbuddy sometimes 🥴🤣

Happy accident. I’m saving it for future use 😂🫂

🤭🤣🤣🤣🫂

When I try to paste the wallet string I’m using in primal into Damus I get an invalid wallet string message

I had wallet default set to wallet of satoshi and change it to local default but that didn’t change the final result

Wait. I thought the problem was to receive. If the problem is receiving than just adding your add ring into the profile fixes it.

Apparently I can’t send now either🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

I see your zap address. So you can receive lol

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 this is it right?

Yes

I sent a 40 sat zap. It worked

You just zapped me lol. So you’re good?

Did u get this second zap from Damus?

I see this one. I checked the wallet to be sure. That’s the only one I see

Yeah I got this

You’re sending from a wallet? I thought you were doing nwc

Trying to use NWC…. Just changed some more cr*p…. Pretty much just hitting buttons now 🤨🤦🏽‍♂️😂⭕️

No wait. Don’t touch anything in your other client since it works. Don’t remove the address from your profile since that works too. Only thing that should be modified is the nwc string in the wallet section of Damus

Hmmm 🤔😳…. Might be too late🤦🏽‍♂️😂

I hope you’re joking

Ummm …. Yeah …. Kinda

Ok good 🤣

Just sent another that went thru on Damus it looks like

I only see first one

Did u get this zap

From primal client

Ok don’t touch that one

Not sure I appreciate ur tone🤨😂

There is no tone 🤣

There will be a customer service review when all this is over with MF🧐😂🫂

“Node was so helpful. He fixed my recurring problem with patience.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Did u get the zap on this note?

No

F*k!!!!!!!!!

You’re trying to connect minibits to Damus right?

Yes…. But I’m not opposed to going back to WoS if it works better

The zap balance shows up immediately in Minibits but is real slow to update in primal (as a matter of fact I’m still not seeing any of these zaps on primal balance🤷🏽‍♂️)

I think that’s a separate issue (the wallet balance).

Are you able to find the nwc string in minibits? Don’t modify anything. Just try and find it.

Got it

Try zapping from Damus, just to be sure it still doesn’t work

Just zapped u from Damus

Let me know if u get it

Ok I think it still doesn’t work. Can you disconnect the wallet in the wallet section of Damus?

Click the gear on the top right corner of the wallet section. Then scroll all the way down and click disconnect wallet. Let me know when you’ve done it

Done

Ok now go back in the wallet section. Scroll all the way down. Past the fields referring to Coinos. You should see a field called “paste nwc” or something very similar. Don’t do anything with it yet. Just let me know if you find it

Yep got it

If I do have to paste string from Minibits wallet I’m assuming it’s the npub version of the public address and not the HEX version (they are both options)

I don’t think you need your npub. You just need the nwc string from minibits

Can I just copy it out of primal?

I don’t have primal I wouldn’t know

🤨….not sure I approve o ur attitude young man🧐

….remember primal is workin fine right now😂🤷🏽‍♂️⭕️

Do you know how to get the nwc string for minibits? If not I can check first

When I get to this screen and go to share my option are my wastedread address or public address using npub or hex format

If this is how I get it then no I don’t know how to do it

Hold on I have the app I’ll find the spot for you

Ur the best nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpzamhxw309ucnqvpwxumzuvf48yhrzvp6xven2dgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszzh79m …ima try and be nicer to u for the rest o the day🫂🫡😂⭕️

“rest o the day”

😳🤷🏽‍♂️

New cropped meme. Placement is excellent 🤌🏾

It’s the newer more “technically sophisticated” nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95

When can I meet him? 🤭

Oh ur gonna meet him aight!!?!🤨😂

🤭

😳😂

🤣🤣

Ok so first open minibits.

Tap on settings lower right corner. Then tap on nostr wallet connect (first screenshot)

Then you should see the NWC screen. Click the button I highlighted. The wallet might not be named the same as on my screen. (Second screenshot)

Then click copy (third screenshot)

Then you paste this in the wallet section of Damus

That’s what I’ve been doing and this is the same screen I e been getting since last night

Don’t focus on that part. That’s a separate issue. This is just the display of the transactions in Damus.

We want to see if your zaps work. Try and zap

Just did.

Did u get it?

Is this the one you just sent?

No that was from primal

Ok. Did you already copy the string from minibits to the Damus wallet section? Can you show me the field where you copied it?

Hide the string

The pink paste address field

STFU it's Sunday morning early af. Trying to enjoy the morning ffs

Yo Stacey, YODL just told you to zip it. You’re gonna take that? 🤭

Mood

Don’t fuck with the king of wordle Stache 🤭

Just tried to zap this post from Damus but got an unable to complete message🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Did you close all the apps and retry to link the nwc, then close Damus. Then reopen?

I did but I’ll try it again including turning phone off

Good idea. Never know. Could help

F*k !!!!

….the ol hard reboot didn’t work🤯🤷🏽‍♂️

Just zapped this message from Damus.

Did u get it?

No last zap was from YODL

Just did it

Did u get the zap from Damus for this note?

No

Damnit!!!!!

What if I just scrap it and try and go back to WoS?

At this point I’m inclined to say yes. But if you do, just remember you have to unlink the nwc wallet in all the clients you use

Yep it’s gonna suk …but more reps for me b4 this happens again…I hate that cuz I’ve been trying to incorporate an ecash mint app into my daily life but I guess it’ll have to wait 🤷🏽‍♂️

Are you on an old phone?

No

Do you have lots of apps open? I don’t get why it’s not working. I would tell you to try rizful but it’s the same principle with nwc string to attach

No I had everything else closed except Minibits, Damus and primal

Close primal just in case

Tryin u on this note now

Let me know

Nope

K☹️

Yeah, definitely make sure you integrate ecash while your lightning is still broken 😅

The more complexity the better 🤣

Lightning working fine even with ecash except in Damus

….i know everybody rails on primal but the ux has been far superior for me🤷🏽‍♂️

It’s because you haven’t set it up in Damus 🤣

No I tried but the connection fails

It just shows that screen I sent u earlier.

It looks like it’s going to connect and the connection screen will pulsate for hours🤷🏽‍♂️

Which version of Damus are you using. TestFlight or App Store?

The reason I tried Minibits is cuz WoS was only working in primal and not in Damus (but it was the same for Minibits)🤷🏽‍♂️

You have to set up the wallet in all the clients you use, if you want to send with it

Ima zap this note from both clients

(Still using Minibits) let me know what u get

This was Damus

Let me know if u get it

No

That last message was spose to be for nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy

lool you’re right

If I were a betting man, I would bet YODL didn’t receive anything

Don't even know what message he's referring to. Prob a gfy outburst

Fav post ⭕️ day….so far u *sshole🤨😂🫡🌅

Just thought of something

I’m in an area where I’ve gotta use cellular data (no WiFi) but I have 5G+ signal🤷🏽‍♂️

You owe Node like 50k ϟ at this point, and counting

Tru🤔😳🤯

….a fine reason to not fix this I spose😂⭕️

I'd just delete account and start a new one at this point. Save face

Oh believe me I’m thinkin bout it🤦🏽‍♂️

“Save face, delete your account”

nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy you dropped this 🤭

🤨😂

….when I lived on primal I didn’t have these issues 🤔….i just had to put up with tards callin me a primal maxi🤔😳🤷🏽‍♂️💪🏽

I don’t use primal. Damus is king

But you use whichever client you want 🤭

Just changed erythang back to WoS and when I pasted nwc string and hit connect I got the same persistent connection screen pulsating like a pornographic reminder o how this process sucks🤨🤯

I think it’s workin fine in Damus….i don’t understand it🤦🏽‍♂️

WoS does not use nwc 🤣🤣🤣

No but I was able to use the nwc string from primal last time we set it up

But you said you’re using WoS. WoS does not use nwc. It’s a standalone app

But once it’s connected to primal u can generate a nwc from that. It gave me a string to copy into Damus wallet….im pretty sure that’s how we did it last time

The one time I used primal NWC it worked for a while and then crapped out.

Same. Worked for a few days then I reverted to whatever else I was using. It was a while ago.

No. The nwc you’re generating is from the primal wallet. Not from WoS

Tomato tomoto….it frickin worked🤷🏽‍♂️

I’d consider givin on of nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 ‘s

Testicles to the Damus devs it the MF would start workin again😳🤨

*givin one

Ironically, the amount of zaps this exchange would have earned you is pretty hefty

Tru….it seems I’m very entertaining while in a state o dejection 🧐🤨🤦🏽‍♂️😂⭕️

I just zapped this 1 btc from Damus….let me know when u get it🤨😂😂🫂⭕️

I didn't, but can debit from your ybase account, no worries. Thanks!

That’s cap

I just sent them from my @yodlme acct…check with him and see if he got them🤨😂⭕️

Funds securely allocated from your account to his. Easy breezy, beautiful

Just did it but after I paste it and hit connect I get that processing field that I’ve been getting since last night and sent u a pic of

Can you create a new connection in the minibits app. Add the second screenshot I sent (the second of three), instead of clicking the button I highlighted click on add connection and follow instructions. Then paste it. But don’t forget to close everything first.

Beat it nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd3skueqlsgrlr 😳🤨😂

PV 🤙🤙🤙

McFed, is that you? 🤭

No but a pretty good impression huh?😂⭕️

It’s as if he’s here with us right now. Our assigned agent 🤭

Coach Dr Phil 🤣

And Gucci, their top scorer

😂🤣

Spot on impression by our mustachioed boy here.

He channels his essence perfectly 🤣

This is hilarious 🤣

⭕️urs 🤣

Anyone who is pro KYC has to be a fed suspect

At the top of the list of suspects!

Can you try to paste the nwc string again. This time when it’s done, close the app then reopen. Let me know when you’re done

It was still showing that in connection in progress field bu I’ve closed it

The connection in progress field is the one that just seems to run continuously

Close all the apps. Then retry

The attempted Damus zap was for the following post:

Don’t focus on that part. That’s a separate issue. This is just the display of the transactions in Damus.

We want to see if your zaps work. Try and zap

This shows up when I open wallet in settings and it’s been doing this for over an hour

That’s a separate issue (the wallet section). I think nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 already knows about it. You can see your balance in minibits right?

This one yes

🫡

Try zapping. I don’t think it’s working

Is it the right address?

nostr:note1he6g9p0ztxtmt3x2elmq6kz8mpxcu2xkevu3l5pec0fg6t4hkvcsw2ufa4

Yes

I just tried zapping u and I don’t thin it completed

Come in for a hug 🥰🤭🤣💀

Who TF tolt u frenship was convenient 🤨🤦🏽‍♂️😂🫂⭕️

You must have went in and deleted it or removed NWC or something 🤣

Tried to copy and paste but getting invalid address

What’s the address you’re trying to copy paste?

My WoS receive address

Paste it in your profile

nostr:npub134u08yp6rdcgcamfdcra9aysvhne9wpssft8ntm9qvfu95erxdcqx9qjkm Stache is doing hate speech again 🤭

As soon as I get this zap thingy fixed I’m really findin some new frenz this time🤨🤦🏽‍♂️😂⭕️

I'm calling uncle Mark, right now!

Uncle Mark! The central bank scammer 🤣

😂🤣😂