I didn't get a girlfriend till 31. Married her a year later. catholicmatch.com
If you aren't Catholic that can be fixed. Play the really long con. Join RCIA, match with a faithful catholic, have 6 kids and 40 grandkids, die peacefully surrounded by family, spend eternity with God.
You don't even have to learn rust till you get to heaven. Using go is only like the minorest of venial sins. Barely worth mentioning and easily overlooked.