So the camera has to be on all the time?

This is a very needed feature for people without voice speech ability

Dystopia is on the fast lane it seems.

Una cinta adhesiva lo resuelve 😂

Well this is terrifying

Haha Can you read mine? 💋

Not creepy

Interesting topic. Clearly best to avoid talking about (or mouthing) sensitive topics around devices.

iphone lives in a faraday sleeping bag

need to practice leaving home without it more

No me gusta

Siri should first learn to translate from English to German.

It's about time for new mobile alternatives.

That's not an 808

https://void.cat/d/WNtX3RCJNarqrznXrfCg4C.webp

Probably nothing...

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Fight back with big mustaches (sorry ladies).

If you don't know how to grow/raise/hunt/forage, it probably wouldn't hurt to spend a few hours/week learning those skills. 🫠

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Big Brother is going to be listening from miles away! 🤮

Big Brother Siri is watching you.

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Neat and horrifying

Won't be easy... It's hard enough for people, and we have a more comprehensive understanding.

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This: https://youtu.be/QFSE4dUJYM8?t=235

someone has to i suppose since humans have completely given up organic teaching and learning...? or something. if siri can learn to give me a real french kiss - i'll turn it on again.

www.wikihow.com/French-Kiss

Is that the same Siri that’s on my iPhone? My Siri is not that bright.

Good luck with the Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

شرح عن براءة الاختراع الجديدة لـ Apple قراءة الشفاه

#apple

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Return of the covid mask

First they scan eyeballs, now they scan lips?

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Open the pod bay doors

Oh

Such care, tnx Apple

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Every day that goes by more and more I long for my old rotary phone

Great! This can be used to surveil people remotely for cheap. "Oh no, did you say a booboo about the almighty government? Well that's a paddlin"

Old news hun 😑

yikes!

God Lord, Is their anything sacred to this organization?

"This mask? No, I'm not sick. I just like to wear it in public for protection. ...COVID? No no. From Siri."

Graphene users unaffected 😏