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That's marriage material.

Im afraid

As you should be.

Completely unhinged.

Reminded me of this scene from the greatest movie of all time

https://youtu.be/gtaYstTOZzg

Omf that made me laugh/ I forgot about that scene πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

i think Puzzles needs to be redeemed for calling himself Puzzles in public

I’m way more of a concern in public. I just expect better from him πŸ˜‚

there is only room for one crazy person in the relationship, someone needs to keep the other grounded

EXACTLY

You are funnier anyways haha jk

It’s an open secret πŸ˜‚

whew, i didn't want to insult him

Laser Eyes πŸ‘€

I’m not like other girls though. Mine are natural πŸ˜‚

You ever sneeze and

Nahh, but I may blow a gnar gnar booger bubble

Um, so I got off work and came home I thought I wasn't in hell anymore, then I open up nostr and see this πŸ˜‚

I really should have my own haunted house

Bitch, boo

πŸ˜‚

Love the skirt

Omg thank you so much. This was a day when I picked my own outfit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Me: Looking for a nice outdoor pot

Noshole: Not in my hardware store 😈

Everything is a toy

Get em

I judge people who live their entire lives never knowing what it’s like to get kicked out of an ace hardware

Damn I spit out my drink. Got me right in the giggle dick πŸ˜‚

The WHAT πŸ₯’

It’s that place right in the lower belly that giggles and hurts when we laugh, kind of where my dick would be if I had one

Your pelvic floor?

I meant to say jiggle, but at this age…I still get confused between g and j

Yeah

That’s trouble if you ever get the giggle shits and they come out jiggle shits

I got kicked out of a Waffle House does that count?

Better than nothingπŸ˜‚

β€œI thought I told you?! We don’t let your sister in the hardware store!!!”

I got disguises.

Stern words got nothing on me

Beauty and the Geek.

Disqussssssssssss

I'll go first: it's hard to find people that are just OK with being themselves. Most of us are so guarded as to be boring af and THAT is why some actors get paid what they do. They do for us what we will not allow ourselves to do for each other.

Thank God for noshole and people like her.

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A real go-getter

Sometimes…sometimes a lazy ass pothead.

The final boss.

My career goal πŸ€ͺ🀞

Holy shit!! You would have my attention. 🫑

Probably off topic, but the garden weasel is great!

looks about right

Mom?