Made this almost a year ago now, this wasn’t easy ngl but here. Enjoy πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

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Can’t see it πŸ₯²

): makes sense, it’s a HUGE image took my fren nostr build a while to make something for me to be able to upload it

Ah, okay! Looking forward to seeing it.

Catching up on everything I missed. It sounds like the 24hr frognest went well! Congratulations!

#[1]​ damn clients aren’t ready for this just yet…

I can see it. Purple was already in your destiny πŸ’œ

you can see it ??? πŸ‘€

Some clients maybe, also if you take the link and paste in a browser.

Probably best for you to compress so everyone can enjoy, and sell the original for sats

Yeah nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7, I am on Amethyst latest version. It needed a bit to upload but yes, it works! If I try to open it full screen is even slower.

Yes ! directly from https://iris.to

Nice!!!! I’m so happy πŸ˜­πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

And it's beautiful

I really really appreciate that fr fr πŸ˜­πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

It took the weekend to download so people could see it πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

I’m fuckin deddddd omggg 🀣🀣

I’m gonna make so many more of these now!!

54MB is a little but too much for a file maybe haha

Hahaahh well I think ima be going over that sooner than later

What format is it in? 🐢🐾🫑

It’s a JPG but it’s huge not normal at all

53.7Mb dude! Are you insane? πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Hahahaah!!! That’s the original!!! Broooo this was done using outpainting so it’s a whole bunch of Ai images together

I just replied with the same size version but substantially more compressed. Still to big for viewing purposes! 🐢🐾🀣

Here is resized and optimized version! 🐢🐾🫑

Wow 🀩

That’s an amazing picture

At least we finally got it to upload!

I think there is a max file size for images on Damus..

#[3]​ πŸ‘€ pls up the size my fren πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

I think for timeline viewing purposes, you don’t want a 70MB image, it will take forever to download and view.. Not a quick ans snappy user experience.. Just add a compressed smaller size and a pay link to the high-res?!?

😭😭😭😭😭 ah mannnn okay I feel you!! I wonder if things will ever get faster or better to allow the whole image to download quicker n be viewable πŸ«‚

Problems are;

- speeds are different for everyone, some will get it sooner, some not at all. You need to get your message out!

- you are wasting 90% of the image resolution anyway, since most are just viewing this on a small-ass mobile device.

In the end it just cost more for download and don’t get any benefit from it. Charge/click to download from the smallest most compressed image thumbnail is the way πŸ’œπŸ€™

Fashoooooo 🫑 really appreciate it fr fr

Was this what y’all were talking about on FrogTalk?

Yessss

I’m curious which clients can see it??

I can see it if I go to nostr.build

πŸ˜‚ It’s blank

Damn, that’s dark and deep πŸ’œ

You broke my image proxy. Lol

🀣🀣🀣🀣 you know any client that is showing it ?

Can confirm no on plebstr and on snort it broke my proxy. Lol. Hang on I'll check amethyst.

Shows on Amethyst after long load.

WHAT FR ? Damn #[4]​ congrats

60MB is easy.

At least on modern phones.. older models will suffer.

Here is the same enormous version but optimized! 🐢🐾🫑 to 15Mb

Just crashed my Damus fuck lollll n doesn’t show

Mine too!!! Ha, you guys are breaking things again πŸ˜‚

Need to limit resolution for downloading to 4096 max, good for viewing and all. If printing, sure. πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚

I need to check my proxy config. Honestly it's the best thing. Limit loads to screen width res unless clicked. Lol

That’s the way. Host of the images should ideally do that. Download can be offered separately if needed! 🐢🐾🫑

Damus just crashed trying to respond πŸ˜‚

SAME

Mobile clients don’t need this much resolution! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚

I want MORE

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

You don’t! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Why then have the OLEN and all that or even better? MORE!

🫣🀣 *OLED

You mean retina? It doesn’t need 16k dots horizontal resolution. Retina is about 300-400 pixels per inch. How big is your phone screen? πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚

The display specs for my iPhone 11 Pro

That HDR eye candy

HDR is fine! 🐢🐾🫑

2436px length, #[2]​ uploaded 16000px length! Do you still need that much? πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚

🀣 maybe 🀭

You don’t! Your eyes can’t resolve this much, even current iPhone is too much! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚

It really is and I know that 😏

It just another Porche with a few changes

β€œSleepy that is exceptional. πŸ’ͺ

Hey it loaded!

I think that nostrimg.com reduced the resolution! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ€”

It compresses, doesn’t change resolution

I compressed it before uploading 🐢🐾🫑 I guess was cached by Damus then! 🐢🐾🫑

Switched to using Damus on Mac. Good to know

Fixed bro. Enhanced and enlarged to 1000x resolution with zoom.

It’s beautiful. Honestly a masterpiece.

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ«‚πŸΈπŸ€

I don’t see it πŸ’š

Picasso could never

This version even better πŸ₯Ή

works on plebstr

πŸ”₯πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

I don’t see anything

Makes me wonder if we listen to the same music

You were able to see it ? Which client ?

Ya amethyst Android

Noice! & what kinda music you listen to hahah I love all types of music but I was prob listening to some yung bae during this

def love the funk! You into My Analog Journal?

But the image made me think of synthwave (Dynatron etc)

Had to copy the url and open in safari

Save it to your phone so you can see the whole thing πŸ«‚

πŸ€™πŸΎ

It’s dope makes a good Lock Screen

Damn that’s sick I didn’t think of that 🀯

Can you send me the url since I can’t see it ?

Long press the original pic the one that’s dark, and you’ll get the URL of the photo

Got it. That’s good to know πŸ€“

Wow! That’s a trip man! Pretty cool.

Beautiful πŸ’œ I love notes that crash clients πŸ˜‚

Wait. I can see it now. What happened? πŸ˜‚

It’s like 60MB or something. I had to paste the link into my browser and it still loaded slow.

Hahaha no fucking idea tbh 🀣🀣 Damus only allowed 20MB to download so idk maybe the limit was raised πŸ‘€ nostr:note1dt4efnvtmsm4x2p9we55e39tfqn24wya9c9jvu5f5ndkkm9uz0yq2t06me