Racoons instinctively wash things in streams. I'd chain him to some gold panning equipment, it'll be like a bitaxe for gold bugs.
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If only I can train it to mine for bitcoin.
🤔 Tie it to a treadmill powering bit mining equipment? You have two now, right? You could make a whole team!

Sounds complicated. Maybe their skillsets are more adaptable to the craft of digging through the trash and look for lost hard drives with lost bitcoin.
