Racoons instinctively wash things in streams. I'd chain him to some gold panning equipment, it'll be like a bitaxe for gold bugs.

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If only I can train it to mine for bitcoin.

🤔 Tie it to a treadmill powering bit mining equipment? You have two now, right? You could make a whole team!

Sounds complicated. Maybe their skillsets are more adaptable to the craft of digging through the trash and look for lost hard drives with lost bitcoin.

Maybe feed your chickens some loaded trezor wallets? Those birds will just swallow it whole. Then the raccoons for sure would be able to get it!

(🐔🐓/🦝🦝)*🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 = ₿

What are you smoking?

Nothing it's just the way my brain works 😭