Caught a second chicken slayer. What shall be its fate?
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Set him free.
Should you be caged and slaughtered for trying to survive too?
🤣
We should ask the chickens. 😬
Or you can just better secure your property so animals just trying to survive like you are can't break in...
Or we can just wipe out the chickens killing variety. Speed up evolution a little.
I want to thank you and nostr:nprofile1qqsd5xd462g7qmksnwj5t0znveqgmjpt4ry7n7taxt4gafs0raktl2spz4mhxue69uhks6tnwshxummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqxe98cx and nostr:nprofile1qqs2unqhvgxfkwsyz07sr87haxpa5sajpq08z6dtajmhvnpn82dllugpramhxue69uhkgetk94ex2mrp0yhxummnw3exzumnv468xtnrdakszxmhwden5te0dehhxarj9e38gcedd35kyunpwfujucm0d5mlers3 for saying set it free
I want to thank nostr:nprofile1qqspd4m0yc4k3xa35vl65t0e2nd70tr30yml44rktgzam7hrmtyjs4spp3mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7qg4waehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvslqg0s5for setting it free
And I want to thank God for not bringing me to this thread until a half hour later when this man's fate was already resolved 🙏
Hat?
Moccasins?
Fur lining for your egg basket?
Yes. How do you do all that?
Racoons instinctively wash things in streams. I'd chain him to some gold panning equipment, it'll be like a bitaxe for gold bugs.
If only I can train it to mine for bitcoin.
🤔 Tie it to a treadmill powering bit mining equipment? You have two now, right? You could make a whole team!
Sounds complicated. Maybe their skillsets are more adaptable to the craft of digging through the trash and look for lost hard drives with lost bitcoin.
I had a rule. If their coat was shiny, I assumed they were just egg thieves, so those were relocated. The raggedy ones met their demise.
How did you come up with that rule? And how did you “demise” them?
I trapped one that was cute, shiny and not hissing. It was just scared. I fed it marshmallows before I relocated it. That one made the rule. Eggs = keratin😅 I noticed afterwards that the mean ones also looked shaggy and unhealthy. I'd rather not discuss the rest.
That’s funny. So from the look of this one, what do you say? Egg thief or chicken killer?
I am an egg thief but I am not sure if my coat is shiny.
That one looks wet. It's hard to tell.
If it's hissing, though... chicken killer.
😄 yeah, I noticed this one was way more aggressive than the first one. It was reaching all over trying to unlatch the cage.
Maybe someone tried to spray it down to give it a shower 😳
Well, if you decide to relocate, keep in mind that they have a strong sense of home. They need to be moved very far away or they'll be back.
I was wondering about that. I drove them 14 miles out. I wanted to “tag” it so I’d know, but didn’t know how.
Damn I may not have driven far enough. 🫤 Did your egg thief return?
It did. That's how I know 🤣 I drove it about 7 miles, then 30.
chicken food?
Yeah that’s probably the most reciprocal/karmic option. Unfortunately my chickens are wiped out. Will need to reinforce the run and start over.
train them to make art!
Could one be trained to make something?
https://enviroliteracy.org/what-are-the-positives-of-raccoons/
You want your chicken to survive?