I'm at a bank.
What a fucking travesty.
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They just told me they don't have $18,000 in cash.
There is a problem boys.
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Really? Not “you can’t withdraw that much” but “we don’t have that much”???
FFS.
Withdrawal of £5000 in the IJK causes all sorts of issues and questions. Wait a minute young lad. It’s my bloody dough 🙄
Surprise, surprise
Don't worry about that. They will just print more.
Some people still think
- the dollar is backed by gold
- US wealth is in Fort Knox
- US National Debt is money we owe to ourselves
- US National Debt is money owed by citizens or residents
- banks have money
- banks make loans against deposits
- banks have or are required to have reserves
- banks are solvent
- banks are trustworthy
none of the above are true.
I was in a Canadian bank the other day to withdraw a bunch of cash (to bribe our way past the roadblocks when the collapse comes, etc) and was pleasantly surprised they didn’t ask what it was for.
Banks are not my fav.
Chancellor on Brink…
…of suicide because transacting through a bank is about as fun as dragging your balls over broken glass.
Fiat delenda est.
They don't keep much cash in the branch anymore. Usually, if you want a large amount, you have to order it in advance.
LFG!