I rarely sleep. Only at night. For about 8 hours. 
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And the other 16 you’re out spending fuckery? (Checks math quickly 8+16=24 yep which is one whole day minus a bit for leap year 😮💨)
8? Must be using a silk pillowcase so your hair doesn't tangle
Beardless sleep is wonderful. My beard was annoying the shit out of me. Didn’t match with my pillow choice either.
Haircut won’t happen until $100K.
Pillow/Beard clash is a sin
You could sew with the whiskers I generate. I can slice fruit just rubbing on my face.

