Iβm mad at you for never joining
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I did twice. As the generic avatar π€£
If you don't speak up, you're a fed π
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I don't make the rules.
Who does? π€£

Maybe I'll find out in the great docuseries X-Files. So far all I can say is "They" π€·ββοΈ
It is a great docuseries. They keep repeating βthe truth is out thereβ. I guess we just have to go out there since weβre truth seekers
Those arenβt generic! I designed them myself and I will pay you 1000 sats to say aboot
I meant the one that comes with corny chat
I can say it for fun but I donβt know anyone who says it like that π€£
π€πβ¦sounds like sumthin a fed might sayπ€¨π³ππ
Your momβs vagina is a fed, which explainsβ¦you π
Got heem

Fediminge π¦π¦π¦
Sometimes I see things in the feed and just have to go see the context π
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It never goes where you think it's going...
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π³π€β¦.right!!!??!β¦Iβm just floating along, mindin my own bidness, tryin to spread positive vibes and luv around nostr and bangπβ¦.damn if i ainβt ambushed by nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz and nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve all attackin my momma n sh*tπ€¨
β¦. I shoulda listened to that nice Mr nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 bout dem damn WoN and that CoV β¦. hell I didnβt even know nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve was on the CoVβ¦. nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz βs usually purty nice but sumbody said sumpin bout not pooin in a few daysβ¦. Guess that can change a gurlz disposition π€π€·π½ββοΈ
β¦.anyway I alwayed was da forgivin type so I said Iβd sorry an gave em all my sats like they said to and they said theyβd quit sayin mean stuff bout my mamaβ¦.i guess in the end theyβs awightπ€·π½ββοΈ


πa proper gentleman

π₯²β¦.pology βcepted π
β¦.any chance u r node can give me my tooth and sats backβΉοΈπ³π€π€£π€£π«

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π³β¦yessir Mr nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve β¦.i know itβs unlike u to behave so badlyπ€β¦.but still can I have my tooth back?πβΉοΈπ₯²π³π€ππ

Iβll add 1000 sats to hear this too
Itβs worth way more than that π€£
V4V bro

5000β¦.
Each?
Well I canβt speak for mahdood
Put a paywall on that corny chat session π€£
Sure you can, youβre my lawyer from now on.
Ok. Yes. Each
To say one word. Fancy π€£π€£

If you decline then youβre a bear
It will be my pleasure to relieve you of your hard earned sats. Gotta love that v4v π€

This is a pretty sound contract in my neutral opinion as the future arbitrator of this dispute. Escrow services available for 25% commish
John coming in with the negativity, assuming we will need arbitration π
Very positive endeavour
Positive for his pockets. I demand regulation of arbitrators to prevent financial abuse 
25% on top of my 10K π
That's up to you folks as long as I'm paid.
Coming in strong. I like that.
nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat we might have a problem π
π€·ββοΈ Nun facΓ¬u favuri. Accumulu li dΓ¨bbiti.
Yooo heβs hitting us with the Latin. Weβre screwed π
Damus canβt translate. Let me check with primalβ¦ holy shit

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Peace π

Later that day in an undisclosed location:
How did you find me? π
Palantir API
Never again

But if the bug is in the hammer, then what?
Thatβs what i was aiming for. Keep up John, I thought you were a lawyer
Oh that was a Nokia, my bad, fair play.
The impact would break that bug. Mahdood doesnβt skip leg day
Now tell us all aboot those Epstein files!
Itβs Sicilian, so more like retard Latin
Did you join as "Justin Trudeau" yesterday? They wouldn't speak, so I booted them after a bit).
Also, nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx I went back to check table later and maybe play a bit but it was completely full! Guess I missed out. Until next time!
PS - I wanna see nosholes legendary skills at the table. Ships in the night π₯²
No. I was watching Ballerina (the 2025 one), thatβs in the John Wick universe.
That wouldnβt be very anonymous either π
Not seeing the review. Maybe it's forthcoming.
John wick movies are just aight to me. Enjoyable, but I feel like I'm in the minority not thinking they're amazing. Expect this movie would be slightly worse than those, being a spinoff, and starring a grill, but maybe I'm wrong. Will see what the nodereview says.
Iβm 6 movies behind schedule π. Did two reviews yesterday.
Agreed. Itβs a good action movie. But nothing more.
Damnit I was hoping node might pop in too π
Yesssss yodl. You are in trouble. But, you donβt have to wait til poker night. We shoot the shit in there all the time
Word. AJ suited is the nuts π€ Look forward to playing.
Yeah, I'll pop in for non poker sometime. Y'all are fun
Ok thank youuuu. I always miss you. Iβve had a gnarly gaming addiction that got in the way of the previous poker nights. I forgot how easy it was to make sats
Soon β’
















