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I did twice. As the generic avatar 🀣

If you don't speak up, you're a fed πŸ˜‚

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I don't make the rules.

Who does? 🀣

Maybe I'll find out in the great docuseries X-Files. So far all I can say is "They" πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

It is a great docuseries. They keep repeating β€œthe truth is out there”. I guess we just have to go out there since we’re truth seekers

I want to believe.

Same brother. Same

Some truths are too scary and I want to hide under the covers, but the only way out is through...

Agreed. It’s the only way

Those aren’t generic! I designed them myself and I will pay you 1000 sats to say aboot

I meant the one that comes with corny chat

I can say it for fun but I don’t know anyone who says it like that 🀣

O we actually have one who does. I think he’s from Alberta

I think I have a few friends on here who might say it like that.

It’s so funny. I feel like I’m talking to Ricky from trailer park boysπŸ˜‚

But I did design the default corn avatars for anons πŸ˜‚

πŸ€”πŸ˜‚β€¦sounds like sumthin a fed might sayπŸ€¨πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Your mom’s vagina is a fed, which explains…you πŸ˜‚

imagine coming out of a fedgina

I could never πŸ˜‚ c section baby hereeeee

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Got heem

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Fediminge πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

Sometimes I see things in the feed and just have to go see the context πŸ˜‚

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It never goes where you think it's going...

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Gotta zig when they zag

1000 years from now, ai archeologists will try to decipher our culture from nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95's notes.

God help them.

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Fav post ⭕️ day….so farπŸ˜‚πŸ«‘πŸŒ…

πŸ˜³πŸ€”β€¦.right!!!??!…I’m just floating along, mindin my own bidness, tryin to spread positive vibes and luv around nostr and bangπŸ˜–β€¦.damn if i ain’t ambushed by nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz and nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve all attackin my momma n sh*t🀨

…. I shoulda listened to that nice Mr nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 bout dem damn WoN and that CoV …. hell I didn’t even know nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve was on the CoV…. nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz β€˜s usually purty nice but sumbody said sumpin bout not pooin in a few days…. Guess that can change a gurlz disposition πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

….anyway I alwayed was da forgivin type so I said I’d sorry an gave em all my sats like they said to and they said they’d quit sayin mean stuff bout my mama….i guess in the end they’s awightπŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

πŸ˜‚a proper gentleman

πŸ₯²β€¦.pology β€˜cepted 😞

….any chance u r node can give me my tooth and sats backβ˜ΉοΈπŸ˜³πŸ€­πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ«‚

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πŸ˜³β€¦yessir Mr nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve ….i know it’s unlike u to behave so badlyπŸ€”β€¦.but still can I have my tooth back?😞☹️πŸ₯²πŸ˜³πŸ€­πŸ˜—πŸ˜—

Don’t cry

πŸ™ƒπŸ˜Šβ€¦.thank u kindly Mr nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve …u da bess πŸ«‘πŸ€¨πŸ§πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜‚πŸ€ŒπŸ½

I’ll add 1000 sats to hear this too

It’s worth way more than that 🀣

V4V bro

5000….

Each?

Well I can’t speak for mahdood

Put a paywall on that corny chat session 🀣

Bahahaha nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza ? Paywalls?

Onlycorny

Not currently built in as I'm working on subscriptions, but rooms support access lists so payments can be facilitated out of band

Sure you can, you’re my lawyer from now on.

Ok. Yes. Each

To say one word. Fancy 🀣🀣

If you decline then you’re a bear

It will be my pleasure to relieve you of your hard earned sats. Gotta love that v4v 🀭

This is a pretty sound contract in my neutral opinion as the future arbitrator of this dispute. Escrow services available for 25% commish

John coming in with the negativity, assuming we will need arbitration πŸ˜’

Litigation is like Thanos.

I can see that now

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Very positive endeavour

Positive for his pockets. I demand regulation of arbitrators to prevent financial abuse

A lot of lawyers become politicians later 😨

I’m a different kind of retard.

I didn’t mean you necessarily. I mean I get how 2% becomes 40% 🀭

Don’t tell them just keep it

25% on top of my 10K πŸ˜‚

That's up to you folks as long as I'm paid.

Coming in strong. I like that.

nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat we might have a problem πŸ‘€

πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Nun facΓ¬u favuri. Accumulu li dΓ¨bbiti.

Yooo he’s hitting us with the Latin. We’re screwed πŸ˜‚

Damus can’t translate. Let me check with primal… holy shit

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Peace πŸ˜‚

Later that day in an undisclosed location:

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How did you find me? πŸ‘€

Palantir API

We're everywhere

Never again

But if the bug is in the hammer, then what?

That’s what i was aiming for. Keep up John, I thought you were a lawyer

The impact would break that bug. Mahdood doesn’t skip leg day

A classic πŸ˜‚

I wish the frog appeared a few frames before the Asian guy

Yeah I’ll have to work on that πŸ˜‚

Now tell us all aboot those Epstein files!

It’s Sicilian, so more like retard Latin

I know a guy that can fix this problem

I know him too.

We’ll see who pays him more

Did you join as "Justin Trudeau" yesterday? They wouldn't speak, so I booted them after a bit).

Also, nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx I went back to check table later and maybe play a bit but it was completely full! Guess I missed out. Until next time!

PS - I wanna see nosholes legendary skills at the table. Ships in the night πŸ₯²

No. I was watching Ballerina (the 2025 one), that’s in the John Wick universe.

That wouldn’t be very anonymous either πŸ˜‚

Not seeing the review. Maybe it's forthcoming.

John wick movies are just aight to me. Enjoyable, but I feel like I'm in the minority not thinking they're amazing. Expect this movie would be slightly worse than those, being a spinoff, and starring a grill, but maybe I'm wrong. Will see what the nodereview says.

I’m 6 movies behind schedule πŸ˜‚. Did two reviews yesterday.

Agreed. It’s a good action movie. But nothing more.

Damnit I was hoping node might pop in too 😭

Yesssss yodl. You are in trouble. But, you don’t have to wait til poker night. We shoot the shit in there all the time

Word. AJ suited is the nuts 🀭 Look forward to playing.

Yeah, I'll pop in for non poker sometime. Y'all are fun

Ok thank youuuu. I always miss you. I’ve had a gnarly gaming addiction that got in the way of the previous poker nights. I forgot how easy it was to make sats

Soon β„’

You better talk to or you’re not getting the sats

Let’s start with a non poker one. Oh you’re referring to the aboot? 🀣🀣🀣 Gotta love that v4v

Yeah non poker is easier because that’s 99% of the time πŸ˜‚

YESSSSSSSS

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