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So when the β calls you a conceited hockey nut you don't put it up on the fridge? That's cold.
Me breaking my fast tomorrow and not caring at all. 
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This whole thread is β
I love it
The β is what Nostr always should have been.
NβSTR
What is βοΈ
I've heard many things about the β. Some say it's the rear end of a frog and others say it's the Circle β' Retards.
The βοΈ is many things to many folksπ€
β¦Iβm tolt by a well lubricated lil green someone (who shall remain nameless @node), much smarter than I am, that retarded is a choiceπ€π³π
#βοΈ 
nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzdmhxue69uhkuethwvh82arcduhx7mn9qy2hwumn8ghj76rfwd6zumn0wd68ytnvv9hxg4370x7 ... Stacey tried to tag u
Thnx nostr:npub17nvfw7g53nxjghyd2zg552z06cke0jc0k69hj7ns7f9pw26j9kusap4u85 π«‘β¦are u followin me around?π³π€¨π€
Yes, I am successfully following you, check my profile
Should say
"Follows you"
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 is slower than usual today π
Saving lives between Episodes of witty banter todayπ€¨β¦also smash buying BTC ~once per hour π§β¦im one busy retard todayπ³πππ«‘ 
The busiest retard I know π€
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 is a man of mystery. He works in mysterious ways. However, I may have solved the reason why he has been reduced from going by 'mustache' to just 'stache'.
https://video.nostr.build/f6ab8566a15ff8cade2dcd116c5ada0a83af35f3cfc896bdbc61023f508b0107.mp4
Doesn't seem to be so π€
You have to unfollow to see if it says follow back, then follow him back. If cuban is still on primal, you can do that to check every day π€π€
O I was wondering how that worked
Does primal still have that refollow bot problem?
Nah I mute the bots, but split my time between primal, amethyst, yakkihonne, notedeck π
Iβm overwhelmed by the concern of u helpful MFsπ€π€¨π
#βοΈ 
Ok I learned something from Stacey
#β is a real hashtag that works
I think Yodl followed the hashtag and then otherβs amethyst would crash when they went to his profile fyi
lol good to know, always us pushing the nostr technical limitations
Retards always moving things forward.
People always say haha retard
They never say: how are you retard π
How are you, node?
Iβm doing great Jay, thanks for asking friend.
How are you?
I'm doing alright. I'm almost finished reading Catcher in the Rye. It's really good but it also put me in a really off mood these past few days.
If u need we can poke some holes in ur backπ³π€π
https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2fe7f4e3-a785-444c-a0ad-2fa223409b96
Iβm pretty sure Jay is already able to breathe through his nostrilsβ¦
You sure you okay nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 ?
How are you, Stache? π€
Iβm good nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve my frenβ¦and how are u? 
Doing great nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 thanks for asking 
I keep tellin u im here for u bro π
β¦I buy u booksβ¦I send u to schoolβ¦and whatβa ya do?β¦chew the covers off the MFsπ€¨
They say fiber is good for your health. Or maybe that's just some BS I learned in the schools you sent me to.
I think u have more pressing issues nostr:npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf β¦wasnβt it u that forgot ur on the council βοΈ retardedπ€π³π€¨
β¦the beatings have resumedπ§π€
#βοΈ
I didn't forget. You made me president wtf unless I was too retarded to get what was happening. It's all a blur sometimes.
the βοΈ in physics symbolizes the natural attraction retarded particles have to other retarded particles.
So that's what nostr:nprofile1qqsw3znfr6vdnxrujezjrhlkqqjlvpcqx79ys7gcph9mkjjsy7zsgygpr9mhxue69uhhqatjv9mxjerp9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsq3samnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarjd93kztnrdaksz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ekk7um5wgh8qatz7tvu4p was really posting about today ββ
-oo-
LOL
now, on the main stage, playing their smash hit GFY Stacy, the Retarded Particles!!!
π€I think I just saw nostr:npub17nvfw7g53nxjghyd2zg552z06cke0jc0k69hj7ns7f9pw26j9kusap4u85 eating at that same placeπ³π€
I still have no idea what this red circle emoji represents and i've been on nostr for over a year
It's like when you're retarded and you meet other retards and just make an absolute dumpster fire mess in the replies on some poor guy's note on Nostr.
And then people try to help and have questions but it just keeps getting worse, I mean better with every note but not in the way the original poster expected
I am retarded, so I have no idea what you mean.
::starts fire inside of dumpster::
βNow you're thinking with portalsβ
oooooh
I'm worried that you've come to a revelation that's astray of what I intended, but I won't pursue it. Enjoy your time in the β
nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3samnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwdhx7un59eek7cmfv9kqz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ekk7um5wgh8qatzgy5zwl serves drinks. I think.
I had the same worry right after i posed that note.
But i figured that - somehow - that how :red circle thing: works. perhaps I'm being too much of a Taoist about it, though
Yes. 
Weβre just a bunch of retards that support each other
https://video.nostr.build/98303bee7b21eeee44cfebf7abc7c7b9ad9d69d0c9a082fcb759545d0b51ecf2.mp4
Best description ever of the βοΈ. π³πππ«‘
#βοΈ
The origin story is humble. nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve π«Ά
Extremely humble. And retarded π€
Also itβs been going on only for a few months, as the rumour goes
Please do tell!
Itβs a simple tale of simple retards, finding a circle βοΈ
What about the prophecy though?! What is that about?
I think nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 and/or nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas will be able to tell the tale of the prophecy better than I can
stache appears to be lagging more than usual today like you mentioned earlier!
Perhaps heβs back in the real world
We're eager to see Stacey's ratings (intermediate). As for the origin story, it goes back to immemorial times. Some even say that illuminati and β were siblings in the beginning. One rules the world and the other felt from a high chair breaking in many pieces. The fragments are spread all over time and space. Hopefully one day they'll find their way back home. The power of RE is strong. Long live βπ!
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Long live the #βοΈ
The prophecy has not been conclusively elucidated and remains open to interpretation π€
A small group of exceptionally retarded scribes have been entrusted by the council to pry these words βοΈ wisdom from the ruins o retarded. We, π³I mean theyπ€, work diligently at this task
As best I can tell the prophecy foretells of the rise of the βοΈ to the level of retarded royalty ruling over the rest of nostr β¦a benevolent tyranny precipitated by the sacrifice of a small unassuming, but very bright, amphibian at the alter of perpetual painπ³
But keep in mind that this is all very preliminary π€
Itβs possible after performing the ritual we could find out we were wrong π€·π½ββοΈβ¦always good to have a plan Bπ€π«‘
Always stack sats. Just in case π€
I read these to help tag the people you incorrectly tag. Itβs my job now.
Translating for Stache. Thatβs a big job. Respect!
π€¨ shouldnβt u be purifying for the big sacrificeπ§π«‘π
nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 you understand any of this? π
Yes π
Nope π
Same
What's the big sacrifice? Should I be as scared as I am?
nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve has a date with destinyπ€π
β¦the council is very proud of their selfless quantπ€π«‘ 
This is just the tip ππ
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I imagine him sticking the tip of his node into Picard's ear.
Typo game is extra stronk today ππ€£ nostr:nevent1qqs90cyptrm3cxznydkqze0kwn6mqlrr5v8ya4z8uxe9tady45x9esqpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7q3q0mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqqxpqqqqqqzfyr0xj
Bery bery stronk
Nose*
also her* maybe. I can't tell.
I imagine the person in the back trying to shove a rasberry pi in picardβs ear
That's Q! π
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βοΈ is better π€
Gene Roddenberry was a genius but even he couldn't see β for Q. I bet he tried the sleeping technique previously mentioned. π€
aka sleep fasting π
Read: sleep deprivation
Possible side effects tho
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Big belly and no hair (and always saying quotes about family while driving tunwd up cars)!? π«¨π«¨π«¨
Iβll stick to my 8 hours of daily shut eye π«‘
^knob ππ
I'm with you! Tho I've no idea what any of the emojies mean.
