Nostr Web Client

Ouch!

⚡️StackS⚡️ 2y ago

😂

Grey 2y ago

To cut your bills 😂😂😂

Now that would be great

Extreme tic tac toe , lose and it guillotines your dick / fanny off.

😂

circumcision 🤣

cutting bread

Bingo!

Circumcision board.

The thing that got people banned on twitter this week.

🤣🤣

CitizenPleb 2y ago

All kidding aside I was playing with one of these today. 🤯

😳

BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish 2y ago

Discipline

Should be used a lot more often then!

BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish 2y ago

Yeah especially around this crowd! Tsk tsk. Looking at u anon!

Yeah anon 😂

😬 chopping male parts off clearly. Srry guys

Could chop your hot tits off babe , they stick out too.

All I gotta do is take out my implants then they won’t. 🙃🤣

Also wasn’t about chopping parts that stick out. Bahaha

🤣🤣

🤷🏻‍♀️

Dan Wedge 2y ago

Cutting the brain out, cleaver girl

False tits and false teeth, 2050 gonna be intereting .

👏🏻🤙

Course I had to spell interesting wrong.

Zipping it, helps.

If I zip my mouth it comes out my nose .

Bahahaha 🤣

Or outta his arse!

Oh goodness 😬😳

I keep my arse for blowing bubbles.

Of course you do!

Chunky brown bubbles.

You sure they’re not sloppy ones?

Ill send you pics in DMs

Waiting, waiting, waiting 🤔

Since looking stool Seimi 😂

💜💫

Yubitsume 指詰め

Cutting the cheese🧀

Nail clipper

Circumcisions

It’s a guillotine!

Circumcising

Why’s everybody saying this 😂

BECAUSE, LOOK AT IT

😂

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

Peen reduction surgery

😳😂

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Phallic Russian roulette

😂

liminal 🦠 2y ago

Wow! What a precise toenail clipper you have there 😮

#[3] would use this to clip his toenails after sanding his feet 🦶😂😂

MRCX 2y ago

Dick cutter for violators.

Pedos!

nothenry 2y ago

Cutting off finger tips

Drive through Briss

What’s Briss?

Circumcision

Already been said too many times, think of something else! 😂

Bar mitzvah’s.

Re-doing my answer. Firing line for pedophiles. Worst offenders at the end of the line. If you know, you know.

Vlady 2y ago

Seed phrase recovery device

🤣

𝖋𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖗 (¯`◕‿◕´¯) 2y ago

That’s my toe nail clipper

Are you #[3] brother?

DonkHODL🗿🌽🦨 2y ago

Cubing ham

Nicely done!

DonkHODL🗿🌽🦨 2y ago

Thanks, I have cut some meat in my time.

NOPUMPFAKEZ‼️ 2y ago

North Korean style baccarat board

Baccarat board?

NOPUMPFAKEZ‼️ 2y ago

Lol backgammon maybe! Yea yea thats it! 😎😶‍🌫️🤔

negr0 2y ago

Cortarme el 🍆

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deleted 2y ago

Old postal worker loyalty test machine.

😳

zyrotin 2y ago

Cursed go board.

BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish 2y ago

Winner takes all

Cold storage

Very good!

Beheading chickens

Awww nooo 😭

Hello Marie!

Deli slicer!

🇮🇹 Ṭø§Č̣āṄɛĻĻø 🇮🇹 2y ago

Circumcision

Try again, that’s been said too many times 😂

Sedj 2y ago

I use this to sharpen paper, especially heavy stock. Sharp paper makes the best paper cuts. If sharp enough, and the right weight, I can even fold sharpened paper into ninja throwing stars that will easily put an eye out, just like yo mama warned you about.

Paper sharpeners of this robust vintage are a real treasure.

Paper cuts sting!

Tennis racket. 🎾

Wait, how? 😂

Veeeeerry carefully.

But you got a handle and a large hitting surface. Just gotta swing that thing properly 😂😂😂

😂😂

arjwright 2y ago

Grade papers and pass laws

Clever!

fingernail clipper

You must have long nails 💅😂

🤢

🤢 #[3] one of your mates here needs that sander!

I've never given it much thought.

Why are women with longer manicured nails socially attractive but dudes with long nails unacceptable ?

I've seen dudes with long nails and been like, WTF!

Mine aren’t that long, more like just tips.

I like dudes with painted nails 💅😂

dudes with painted nails...

Yep, it’s big here in Oz!

bevo 2y ago

Cause a back scratch from a woman is mint but a dude not so much

jennifer dupont 🌸 2y ago

Is that why they’re attractive- a back scratch? Also the word attractive is so golden girls vibes. Let’s not mix with the mood 😂

bevo 2y ago

Yep. When we see em it’s all we think about. Honest

It would be an interesting social experiment.

Put long nails in a dude for a day and see how he got by.

I'd feel handy capped for sure.

Good thing I have a bidet.

jennifer dupont 🌸 2y ago

😂😂😂 and 🤢

I like long nails. Looks feminine

maybe #[5] can help with this?

jennifer dupont 🌸 2y ago

🤔

fd

Not sure what it is, also 100th reply

Oh come on, wrong answers only!

You gotta do better than that 😉

fd

Cheese grater 🧀

See, I knew you had it in you! 💜

de

That's a portable guillotine for when your politicians start acting up while you're away from home. Veeeery popular in France circa late 1700s to early 1800s.

Hugh Janus 2y ago

Bollock chopper for nonces

Agreed

Weatherall 2y ago

this was an instrument, created during the months leading up to the American Civil War, for slicing up the dreams of those who, to their own detriment mind you, entertained too many fantasies on the eve of the cataclysm everyone knew was coming.