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What's something every bitcoiner should have?

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Noshole 11mo ago

A bidet. Bitcoin can’t fix hemorrhoids.

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McSats 11mo ago

This ☝️ bidet is a game changer

Noshole 11mo ago

Yeah and wouldn’t that be a cool thing for bitcoiners to be known for?

“Oh he’s a bitcoiner. He probably has an asshole so clean, you could eat out of it”

🤣🤣🤣

😂

🤣

😂

Steaks can though, the first in my family to end the chronic family condition by eating nothing but steak

5 pints of Guinness does reset it a bit (worth it though)

Noshole 11mo ago

Is that because you don’t poop at all anymore?

Daire 11mo ago

Basically

Noshole 11mo ago

😂😂😂 🫂

❒ PictureRoom 11mo ago

Coffee can?

Noshole 11mo ago

Huh? Wouldn’t it be the opposite?

❒ PictureRoom 11mo ago

Being facetious 🤞🏼

eee8f902... 11mo ago

the only thing that can fix hemorrhoids is a sharp pin

and a bidet

Noshole 11mo ago

You get it 😂🫂

eee8f902... 11mo ago

😶

shinohai 11mo ago

Well stop hiding the coldcard in your ass, the Bitcoin is safe I assure you.

Noshole 11mo ago

No. I will always keep my cold card (and seed plate) up my butthole for safe keeping.

shinohai 11mo ago

Well if you *must* but I have found that 24 washers with a bolt through them is far more comfy than a plate and saves you millions of sats yearly on your preparation-H bill.

Noshole 11mo ago

I’m actually sponsored my preparation H so I do not have to pay for their ointments and wipes anymore

Noshole 11mo ago

by* , you know what I mean

MattA 11mo ago

💪🏽

Noshole 11mo ago

#yestr