What's something every bitcoiner should have?

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A healthy distrust in anything the government says.

Something that they enjoy that’s not Bitcoin and sex

Bitcoin

Critical thinking skills

A home miner

Bitaxe Ultra here

Really though? I feel like the bitaxe thing is just thrown away money

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A gun

Cold storage.

A full node

A bidet. Bitcoin can’t fix hemorrhoids.

This ☝️ bidet is a game changer

Yeah and wouldn’t that be a cool thing for bitcoiners to be known for?

“Oh he’s a bitcoiner. He probably has an asshole so clean, you could eat out of it”

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Steaks can though, the first in my family to end the chronic family condition by eating nothing but steak

5 pints of Guinness does reset it a bit (worth it though)

Is that because you don’t poop at all anymore?

Basically

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Coffee can?

Huh? Wouldn’t it be the opposite?

Being facetious 🤞🏼

the only thing that can fix hemorrhoids is a sharp pin

and a bidet

You get it 😂🫂

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Well stop hiding the coldcard in your ass, the Bitcoin is safe I assure you.

No. I will always keep my cold card (and seed plate) up my butthole for safe keeping.

Well if you *must* but I have found that 24 washers with a bolt through them is far more comfy than a plate and saves you millions of sats yearly on your preparation-H bill.

I’m actually sponsored my preparation H so I do not have to pay for their ointments and wipes anymore

by* , you know what I mean

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2 chicks at the same time

Bearish if you ask me

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Patience lol

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The desire to be self-reliant

Adjustable dumbbells and a weighted vest.

Bitcoin

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#nostr

Long term thinking.

Humility

At least 1 full bitcoin in cold storage.

A full spectrum independent lifestyle that operates outside of the current dependable coercive systems . sovereignty over food energy ,information ,health ,finance , information , community .

Some Bitcoin?

An npub

Resolve

The orange coin!

Non-KYC bitcoin 🕶️

Appetite for adventure

A grove of giant sequoia trees

Kindness. Bitcoiners seem to think they would've chosen differently had they been in their fiat-counterparts shoes. #Bitcoin

At least 2 if not more, hard wallets for cold storage.. And a Lightning Wallet as well...

And a ton of bitcoin you bought when that dude bought a pizza for 10,000 Bitcoin, HODLing all the way...

A gun

Cold storage

A healthy distrust of authority and a hardware wallet. Not necessarily in that order.

- Cold storage

- Nostr

- Node

- Job, solely for the purpose of stacking sats, ideally paid in sats

- Exercise routine of some sort, everyone should have this

- More than 1 pair of underwear

- A humble demeanor

The ability to shift between low and high time preference as circumstances demand.

patience

a hurley and sliotar. helmet optional. https://youtu.be/PoViqHOY-XY?si=jt5HtoW1N9N-t_Yj

Eyes. To see your seed phrase with.

BTCPay server.

children

A pair of balls

BITCOIN

conviction

Low time preference

A Lightning wallet and nostr account :)

Brass balls (or labia)