My wife is on the phone right now agreeing with whoever she’s talking to that WE are going to some birthday party, and I just heard her say, “Oh I need to get a costume!” FML
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Oh no! Costume parties 😂
She literally just said “I could be a Triceretops” … wtf 🤣
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She can dress as 🤡 and you can be 🌍
Hear me out…
I should make a Corndalorian costume and leave them all wondering wtf it is 🤣
Tell her you are so excited to show her your costume but it is a surprise. Then like 5 minutes before you leave come out in some controversial or political costume she would not approve of. But you are literally leaving so there is no time. She’ll have you change and not time for another costume. 😂
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
Sorry for your loss
teletubbies
Enjoy your costume party 😂😂😂
Pussy whipped gimp, get in that costume! You are a furry today, tomorrow, till death do us part!
Pretty much assumed you’re always wearing a Corndalorian costume…