Congratulations nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat. @stache was a brilliant wingman. +2 food rations for chivalry. His generation was raised differently. Respec'!
I accept the terms and will use the DENNIS system on you but without the S🫡
I call upon members of the ⭕️ to celebrate my getting a nostr gf nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 nostr:npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf nostr:npub14srklruqae9ynu3v9n393h87dcg9mc9lq2dqfrar4r0yk5wph9ts8vrvyl nostr:npub17nvfw7g53nxjghyd2zg552z06cke0jc0k69hj7ns7f9pw26j9kusap4u85 nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas nostr:npub1pefpytg7h9wdmza97evpta73eyf94rq5mq5cn6h992eknm4xcljqq2tv2p nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy nostr:npub1zzmxvr9sw49lhzfx236aweurt8h5tmzjw7x3gfsazlgd8j64ql0sexw5wy
Special thanks to nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 for attempting to sabotage me and unintentionally getting me a nostr gf instead 👀
https://video.nostr.build/e8ac20b5cec060c8e38ecb8fbac92baebd5c973eda2dd1d7af36af818f3d8112.mp4
Discussion
Don’t encourage him I was almost deleted from existence by the vulva council 😂
You know that ⭕ has no stop button or fail safe. Worst case scenario you'll do a Phoenix thing. The council has reasonable faith in you.
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Do we take those rations from McD? Usually we transfer from Stache to Mahdood. But since they both did a good job… 🤭
Think sats is still fasting, so he shouldn’t mind
Not only fasting but deep meditating. Be the puck kind of thing. Stick and skates also.
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The puck in front of him is paramount to the meditation success 🤭
He’s probably out there somewhere, doing “leg day” like a maniac to pump the price for us all 🫡 🦵 👂
Sats? Leg day? We’re not talking about the same toxic maxi 🤭
Mcd does not do leg day 😂😂
He’s a soft hockey player.
Hockey players do have other talents though
It’s odd because the usually do leg day. I don’t understand why our boy is soft like that
He’s built like this
The pants all pulled up
Just opened this retarded hellthread😳😂😂🤔⭕️
1)ur welcome nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat …jus cuz u found a gf doesn’t make u not ghey🤔😳🤭
2) nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz and nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx u 2 are hilarious and have represented ur council and vulvas in general well…extra diaphragms for every one🫡
3)why was I not notified that this was to be roast nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 day?🤨😳😂😂😂…that’s good stuff…it’s gotta be killin him…u know that adhd MF is lurking on nostr in between 15-20 sec episodes of “intense meditation” …🤔🤭that puck can keep him focused for just so long😂😂 
Just cause you found a girlfriend doesn’t make you not gay😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭
Are you disrespecting me on the day I get a gf? Do you know who you’re fucking with right now? Your body will be at the bottom of a river after I’m done with you 😤
😳🤔🤭🫡 
We have our first ever coming out of the closet party in the ⭕️. So proud of you Stacey 🌈 🎉
🤔😳Oh no u don’t!!
That was in reference to u my digital fren🫡
I think that was intuitively obvious to the straight folk in the room🤣🤣🫂 
I’m the one with the gf here last I checked you forgot to take your meds😂
Last I heard nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx has not changed her status on FB🤔🤭😂😂❤️🫡⭕️
FB is lame 🫂🫂🫂🙏🏽
👆best fucking gf ever
Srry to break ur ❤️ Romeo 🤭😂😂❤️🫂⭕️ 
You posted the same note twice. Come on let’s get you to bed already. 
That was a ‘I’m sorry you still hang out on FB 😬’ zap 🫂
Never been on any social media except nostr…I only got on nostr to support foss social media cuz btc😳🤭…my kids have to text me grandbaby pics 🤷🏽♂️
…I may be retarded but I’m a principled retard 🫡⭕️ 
Princetard
Well except for the sponge bath crew🤔🤭😂😂⭕️
I was only teasing I promise 🙏🏽🥹
I respect your principles 🫂
I’ll shall leave you gentleman to talk of your circle group 🫂
🫡❤️⭕️🫂🫂
Ur always welcome in the ⭕️ nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx
nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat look at what we’ve done to this obviously very nice person🤔…a rare bright spot in the ⭕️ has fled🧐 …the council is liable to be nonplussed 🤔😳
I’ve already made contact with them (the council) and explained u were still coming to terms with 🤔 …u know the ghey thing (not that there’s anything wrong with that) and in the spirit of kindness I was willing to accept nearly 1/2 the blame🫡😂
Thank you, very kind ☺️🫂
Aw noo, I promise I’m just sleepy, I’m off to read and sleep 🫂
GN then and pleasant dreams
…u bring good vibes to the ⭕️…and God knows we can use them😳😂😂🫡🫂
🫂🙏🏽
GM from the ⭕️ nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx my fren!!! 🫂🌅 
Wait a min nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 …
You really never used anything before nostr?
Tru this😂😂
NEVER!!!🤷🏽♂️…I’m not posing as a technical retard…I really am technically retarded😳😂😂😂😂🫡⭕️
Legend!
That’s kind of amazing. I don’t think my mind could have adjusted if this were my first encounter with … whatever this is, out the gate
Legend has it he never adopted digital currency until bitcoin came along in 2009 👀 🤔
😂😂🤣🤣 fake news… I have a credit card and a debit card🤨…don’t use the debit card but I’ve got it🤭..only right checks to buy vehicles…and only direct deposit and direct draft because my office manager threatened to kick my ass if I didn’t (and she’s scarier than nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat and nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 on a ⭕️ thread😳)…also pay for almost everything in cash except fuel😂😂 …and unfortunately I didn’t dive into BTC til June 2022🤷🏽♂️
I drink too much…don’t smoke and haven’t used weed since I was a teenager…and now the doxing is done 🤨😂😂🤣🤣⭕️
It’s been a bit of a whirlwind😳😂😂🤣🤣🫂⭕️
Ur the best sista😂🫡🫂⭕️
Node's working overtime here 😂🤣
When the tongue is out, overtime is happening 😂
😛😝😜🤪
You are a veritable wellspring of perfect pepe gifs.
The Pepes must flow
sounds like good things happened in my absence
Congrats everyone ⭕
If nostr is bein data mined this mighta been a good day to miss😳🤭😂😂🤣🤣🫡⭕️
I don't know what this means, can I still stand here?
⭕️🤝 
I feel weird touching like this
This better?
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Only if you look at me like that
