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Let’s not forget our newest member nostr:npub19ffdhs6jgzedgpm58m6nq3a4s92zth0dx7vtwy9fkl9m9rp2w96svcqm5p

DENNIS without the S is just DENNI. First date at a Denny's confirmed.

Denny’s after a night of dancing is so romantic ngl

I've never been to a Denny's tbh I only know the joke about waking up in their parking lot after a rager.

Wait a second. Is that the "dancing" part?

It’s the only restaurant you’ll find open late at night while drunk af. The food isn’t good but it’s food and you’re not complaining when you’re hammered.

For me it was steak and shake. I guess it was just nearby.

And one time it was a tiny ass pizza place.

First time I read this I missed the word tiny. Why is Jay going to an ass pizza place? And more importantly, what is ass pizza?

It's uh

A delicacy.

Related to cheese pizza. 🫣

More like a delic-assy

🍑🍕😋

😂😂😂

I thought it was IHOP or they are pretty much the same? Open 24 hours?

I don’t think ihop is 24 hours

Rand 10mo ago

Congrats on this, seriously

Thank you my loyalest of friends 🫂🫡

The first alliance made by the ⭕

Congratulations nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat. @stache was a brilliant wingman. +2 food rations for chivalry. His generation was raised differently. Respec'!

Don’t encourage him I was almost deleted from existence by the vulva council 😂

You know that ⭕ has no stop button or fail safe. Worst case scenario you'll do a Phoenix thing. The council has reasonable faith in you.

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Do we take those rations from McD? Usually we transfer from Stache to Mahdood. But since they both did a good job… 🤭

Think sats is still fasting, so he shouldn’t mind

Not only fasting but deep meditating. Be the puck kind of thing. Stick and skates also.

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The puck in front of him is paramount to the meditation success 🤭

He’s probably out there somewhere, doing “leg day” like a maniac to pump the price for us all 🫡 🦵 👂

Sats? Leg day? We’re not talking about the same toxic maxi 🤭

Mcd does not do leg day 😂😂

He’s a soft hockey player.

Hockey players do have other talents though

Ooh that’s what the missing teeth is for 😮

😂

It’s odd because the usually do leg day. I don’t understand why our boy is soft like that

He’s built like this

https://gifdb.com/images/high/patrick-and-spongebob-leg-day-4xv34rx9f08xswis.webp

0 proof of work

😂

The pants all pulled up

Just opened this retarded hellthread😳😂😂🤔⭕️

1)ur welcome nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat …jus cuz u found a gf doesn’t make u not ghey🤔😳🤭

2) nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz and nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx u 2 are hilarious and have represented ur council and vulvas in general well…extra diaphragms for every one🫡

3)why was I not notified that this was to be roast nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 day?🤨😳😂😂😂…that’s good stuff…it’s gotta be killin him…u know that adhd MF is lurking on nostr in between 15-20 sec episodes of “intense meditation” …🤔🤭that puck can keep him focused for just so long😂😂

Just cause you found a girlfriend doesn’t make you not gay😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

Nic 10mo ago

Chicks are for fags ⭕

These guys?

Nic 10mo ago

Especially them. Can't be eaten and can't make eggs.

They’re ready for diversity month 🌈🤝

😂🤣😅 most offensive post o day…so far🤭🫡🌅

…and that’s sayin sumthin today🤔😳⭕️

https://v.nostr.build/6Gr3izXkcTDa6WZ9.mp4

🪵

"Batgirl cosplay" image search 😎👌

Thiccccccc

Trust me your google searches are better off not shared on Nostr😒

😂😂😂

☝️

Wisdom

DONT PUT THIS BATMAN STUFF ON ME NOW BRO SATS IS GONE AND MY RECORD IS EXPONGED

🤭😂😂🫡⭕️

Are you disrespecting me on the day I get a gf? Do you know who you’re fucking with right now? Your body will be at the bottom of a river after I’m done with you 😤

😳🤔🤭🫡

We have our first ever coming out of the closet party in the ⭕️. So proud of you Stacey 🌈 🎉

🤔😳Oh no u don’t!!

That was in reference to u my digital fren🫡

I think that was intuitively obvious to the straight folk in the room🤣🤣🫂

I’m the one with the gf here last I checked you forgot to take your meds😂

Last I heard nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx has not changed her status on FB🤔🤭😂😂❤️🫡⭕️

FB is lame 🫂🫂🫂🙏🏽

👆best fucking gf ever

💯 Have you seen the books she has on her shelf?!

She likes to read like me. Her art is even better🫡

I haven't see the art yet, but this book...I must've read it more times than I can count on my fingers. Highly recommend MAHDOOD!

What’s it about?

Srry to break ur ❤️ Romeo 🤭😂😂❤️🫂⭕️

You posted the same note twice. Come on let’s get you to bed already.

That was a ‘I’m sorry you still hang out on FB 😬’ zap 🫂

Zinggggg. Damn she’s dunking on Stache now 🫡

Jason Terry didn’t need to catch this stray but that’s neither here nor there

Terry died so we can make fun of Stache 😂

Never been on any social media except nostr…I only got on nostr to support foss social media cuz btc😳🤭…my kids have to text me grandbaby pics 🤷🏽‍♂️

…I may be retarded but I’m a principled retard 🫡⭕️

atyh 10mo ago

Princetard

Well except for the sponge bath crew🤔🤭😂😂⭕️

I was only teasing I promise 🙏🏽🥹

I respect your principles 🫂

I’ll shall leave you gentleman to talk of your circle group 🫂

🫡❤️⭕️🫂🫂

Ur always welcome in the ⭕️ nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx

nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat look at what we’ve done to this obviously very nice person🤔…a rare bright spot in the ⭕️ has fled🧐 …the council is liable to be nonplussed 🤔😳

I’ve already made contact with them (the council) and explained u were still coming to terms with 🤔 …u know the ghey thing (not that there’s anything wrong with that) and in the spirit of kindness I was willing to accept nearly 1/2 the blame🫡😂

Thank you, very kind ☺️🫂

Aw noo, I promise I’m just sleepy, I’m off to read and sleep 🫂

GN then and pleasant dreams

…u bring good vibes to the ⭕️…and God knows we can use them😳😂😂🫡🫂

🫂🙏🏽

GM from the ⭕️ nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx my fren!!! 🫂🌅

Wait a min nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 …

You really never used anything before nostr?

Tru this😂😂

NEVER!!!🤷🏽‍♂️…I’m not posing as a technical retard…I really am technically retarded😳😂😂😂😂🫡⭕️

Legend!

That’s kind of amazing. I don’t think my mind could have adjusted if this were my first encounter with … whatever this is, out the gate

Legend has it he never adopted digital currency until bitcoin came along in 2009 👀 🤔

😂😂🤣🤣 fake news… I have a credit card and a debit card🤨…don’t use the debit card but I’ve got it🤭..only right checks to buy vehicles…and only direct deposit and direct draft because my office manager threatened to kick my ass if I didn’t (and she’s scarier than nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat and nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 on a ⭕️ thread😳)…also pay for almost everything in cash except fuel😂😂 …and unfortunately I didn’t dive into BTC til June 2022🤷🏽‍♂️

I drink too much…don’t smoke and haven’t used weed since I was a teenager…and now the doxing is done 🤨😂😂🤣🤣⭕️

What a credible and thorough explanation you have there 😉

Yup😳😂😂but I lied I also write checks for personal income taxes😖🤨😂😂

I would smoke with you Stacey

SuiGenerisJohn 10mo ago

Stache is gonna need a new nym soon

It’s been a bit of a whirlwind😳😂😂🤣🤣🫂⭕️

Ur the best sista😂🫡🫂⭕️

Srry to break ur ❤️ Romeo 🤭😂😂🫡🫂⭕️

She got my back. We don’t post our status on Facebook because of the feds 👏

🤔😳🫡😂

Node's working overtime here 😂🤣

When the tongue is out, overtime is happening 😂

😛😝😜🤪

You are a veritable wellspring of perfect pepe gifs.

The Pepes must flow

cuban 10mo ago

sounds like good things happened in my absence

Congrats everyone ⭕

If nostr is bein data mined this mighta been a good day to miss😳🤭😂😂🤣🤣🫡⭕️

cuban 10mo ago

I don't know what this means, can I still stand here?

Imagine the AI trained on ⭕ data

⭕Net

https://video.nostr.build/a3738b2fc1f055eb64b657c4039dc936d74d7cc81c7a6a2dddfae454c4ba0d81.mp4

AI after analyzing the ⭕️

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

It might actually be useful 😂

Best philosophical thought ⭕️ day… so far🤔😂🫡🌅

⭕️🤝

cuban 10mo ago

I feel weird touching like this