The best part about being a conspiracy theorist is:
Discussion
You get to be right all the time
Being right more times then not

Seeing things for what they are and thus making decisions rooted in reality
Limitless metabolic energy
#peatstr
Being pleasantly surprised when the world doesn't end quite as soon as we thought it might.
Saying I told you so
Not having to discuss the “news” or how the wether is, when having a conversation… is not for everyone though. 🤷‍♀️
