The correct action to take after asking, “but if there is no federal department of education, who will educate our children?” is to stand looking in a mirror, repeatedly slapping yourself until you see the stupid leave.
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There will be a LOT of people knocking themselves out trying to get ALL the stupid out. It's embedded REALLY deep in many. Sometimes there just is no fixing some stupids.
Asking, "If there is no federal Department of Education, who will educate our children?" is like asking, "After we remove the cancer, what will we replace it with?"