*Love Island playing on TV*
Bride (handing me the remote): “Here, find something better.”
Me: “Ma’am…watching two squirrels farting on each other would be a better TV show than this.”
Bride: “Whatever, dawg.”
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Discussion
Dude why do you always call her your bride? She’s your wife lol
because for some inexplicable reason I (a) somehow convinced her to marry me, (b) every day she decides to stay married to me, and (c) still seems like we just got married 🤣
😂😂
My wife watches all the trash shows. Love island, below deck, real housewives, etc. I go in the other room and shitpost on nostr when she has them on