My mom is a bird slumlord
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Poor birds, no roof over their head 😢
Don’t make fun of her nest egg
It doesn’t even have any running water or electricity. I just don’t want her to get sued in a bird court. If you’re found guilty, all the local birds will shit on your car for 30 years
I can recommend a good lawyer 👍
Ah yes, he’s the most prestigious bird lawyer in the tristate area
She can tell em to squawk off and eat crow.
Good starter home
I say burn it down for the insurance money
This is the way 😂
😂🫂
There was an accidental fire...maybe someone left the coffee pot on next to the lit matches and gasoline 🤔
All it needs is a coat of paint and maybe a patch or two on the roof and it's fine. All these young birds getting too big for their starter britches these days.
