Morning Nostriches
If you’re not living in an area of the country that has views like this today you might be in the wrong place.
#coffeechain
Discussion
Is that an outhouse?
Nope - it was built as a chicken shed, but we moved the chickens on to pasture so we’re going to repurpose it
Good morning, I love my tornado riddled area thank you very much 😝😂
Morning Defaux, all the snow is gone now, shame, it was so pretty!
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MONDAY MORNING MISERY REPORT: NODE ONLINE, PATIENCE OFFLINE 🚨
The coffee’s bitter.
The mempool’s full.
The neighbors are asking what “Bitcoin” is again.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL MOOD:
• Blocked a clown at 7:03am.
• Yelled “not your keys” into a void.
• Still showed up—because fiat doesn’t rest and neither do the sovereign.
💡 NEW RULE: If Monday doesn’t feel like a TPS report from Jerome Powell, you’re not logged in yet.
⚡ Zaps = caffeine for the timeline
☕ Coffee = the only monetary policy we trust
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Fortress of early-week coping and late-week vengeance
#FortNakamoto #GrumpyNode #MondayMempoolMadness #ZapForSurvival #SatsNotFeelings #CoffeeChainProtocol
