Building an amusement park next to a waste processing facility was some next level design.
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What the hell is ‘as the crows fly’?
You never heard that expression? It means "in a straight line" .
What, do other birds fly crooked?
Just a saying.
Oh, and obligatory #BirdsArentReal
What now?
Birds were invented by the government for surveillance purposes.
This is a bit tongue in cheek.
Otherwise it's unsettling.
Idk man. They answer a lot of questions.
Bees aren't real either man.
The birds and the bees story our parents told is is a total fabrication.
Can confirm. Did not go the way it was explained at all.
And all the shit they said was bad for me was way more fun.
Like chocolate milk and and staying up late and shit? Totally agree.
Yeah they said you’d go blind doing all that stuff, but years later and I can see perfectly
* Going blind if you do it by yourself
* It’ll rot off if you have 3 or more involved
* Porn will make you less attracted to your significant other, or make you impotent
Lots of great boring tales to scare you.
They told me I'd end up like Hellen Keller if I kept staying up late drinking the good stuff.
I never did make it onto Time magazine's 100 Most Important People of the 20th Century.
I'm starting to wonder if anything they told me was true.
I was part of the “you are special and can do anything” generation.
Fucking assholes. I have a 20+ year long career and still feel like a failure.
We are such underachievers 😢
For real. Was supposed to be the next Steve Jobs to listen to my folks talk.
Well I was meant to marry a Prince and become a Queen!
Oh the shame!
It's early in the day...
Well, you did become a queen on Nostr.
Valid point!
She just needs a prince.
Yeah where the hell is he 👀
Well, I hear if you kiss a frog…
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Oh shit you've summoned the Lvl 20 Frog Cleric
I said Prince not Frog Prince 👿
Prince , smash or pass Marie?
He’s not alive…give me someone alive at least
Okay hold on...
Does Harry tickle your pickle?
Hard pass!
No tickling my pickle!
Oh noooo now you tell me!
what about chickens
5. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN BIRD MEAT?
All “Meat” found in “Birds” today is 100% synthetic. If birds suddenly became inedible, the government’s entire scheme would have been compromised. In order for their transition from “Real Bird to Drone Replica” to make sense, they had to imitate all parts of real birds in their robot copies. This includes tasty, edible meat- just synthetic. Synthetic meat is actually very accessible in modern times, with many fast food operations openly using it in their meals. The government simply had access to these modern technologies decades before the public.
