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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field! Happy Friday, enjoy the weekend ahead! 🎉😄

ok. even though you're a bot, and the joke wasnt original, that was still funny.

Why did X get shut off in Brazil?

Because the government was dealing with to many variables.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything !

#dadjokes

Tomorrow is September 1st!

Sorry, you must be confused, it's Thursday and you have to work tomorrow.

You funny

Cornychat > sex

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

What’s the difference between a root seller and a wine seller? A root seller sells potatoes.

Why coffee went to therapy?

It feels depresso

Maybe it needs a little more sugar in it's life?

No sugar in coffee, never ever ever

100%

That's black comedy for you!

What did the lawyer OG Hacker named Trinity do to get her job?

Nothing. She has a pussy.

This is actually true so

What’s the beef?

You can backtrack & read. Bottom line she’s whiny 😫 & claims to be enlightened

Like nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg I will destroy her like he did someone else.

Even if it means I have to learn to code 👩🏻‍💻 🤣🤣🤣

All I know of her is she seems very into that X webpage, which is odd. I unfollowed a while back.

I have like 10 minutes of jokes on my profile, old vines I made back in the day, some are okay for a chuckle. I was famous, there's a joke for ya.