i would never be on a desert island cos i dont even fly on planes
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would never even be on a one coconut desert island
too indigenous to be dumb enough for that
so the scenario isnt landing
Like your whole life?
yea i decided the last time i was on a plane that that was it for life for me
and then i had to, like couldnt not go, had to go to one more wedding in my lifetime. as in: even my rapist being at that wedding, invited to that wedding, was not enough for me to excuse myself out of that wedding. i owed that wedding to the two people who were getting married.
so that is: i already decided + the one exception
how many more exceptions do i expect there to be?
i dont have friends like that anymore
possible extraordinary circumstances? humanitarian emergency? someone dying requesting me at their death bed?
cant make promises
should've thought about that and arranged dying in the tristate
dude you're grasping st straws. you're not smart or funny enough to be a good troll. give up. go back to Facebook to troll magatards, they're thin skinned, your middle school antics will actually work there
you're just a fish on my troll line aren't you, look at you wiggle.
it's always easy to spot the ones that can't help themselves.