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Yeah jerk nobody 🀣

This is madness

But I’m glad you’re here buddy

πŸ«‚

πŸ«‚πŸΈπŸ«₯πŸ«‚

Who dis????

Ah……things are right in the world again. πŸ˜‚

The person that always deserves this from me πŸ–•πŸ˜‚

Your proctologist?

Yes

And now I dislike frog even more πŸ˜‚πŸ–•

Nice. πŸ˜‚

Wanna nest chat πŸ˜‚

Feeling backed up? πŸ˜‚

πŸ’©

Jerks 😜

πŸ’©πŸ’©

πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©

I would but my kids are sleeping on top of me because apparently I don’t buy them pillows more comfortable than my face/shoulders.

Also they need to kick me in the nuts three times to avoid bad dreams.

Also it feels like I just played a full (real) football game when I wake up in the morning.

Deez nuts πŸ₯œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ–•πŸ–•

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ she’s trying

What!

Was that not right? πŸ€”

We appreciate the effort πŸ˜‚πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

🐢🐾🀣

Wait, why does Fishcake get it right and I don’t? πŸ₯Ή

I don’t think I did. 🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣

Now I’m confused 🫀

How do you like these?

Marie tried! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ€£πŸ«‚

Fish!!! You’re meant to be on my side!

This is very funny though πŸ˜‚

Lol! I am on your side, but how could I pass up this gem of a gif! 🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣🀣

You know I’ll never ever get it right…only cause if I do I know JP has to leave Nostr forever and just for my amusement I want him here! πŸ˜‚

To be fair, it’s easier to get in real life πŸ˜‚

It is?

Now you tell me!

🐢🐾🫑 let’s try this!

Ummm I don’t think I wanna see what he’s actually rubbing here πŸ‘€

Baby frog! 🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣

And I was about to post the frog dick feet pic πŸ˜‚

Damn it! They are banned on nostr! 🐢🐾🀣

Nope they are not….says who?

🐢🐾🀣😭

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Put your zaps back on or I will post it!

I don’t negotiate with feet dick terrorists.

Fine I’ll post it now…

Post it. I dare you.

Double dare you!

Screw you both πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

My god woman πŸ˜‚ how the fuck am I going to explain this to my twenty year old self when I travel back in time……

🀣 very carefully

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ so there’s this frog and Aussie and 4 huge green dicks…

Feet dick is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

My cheeks hurt from laughing so much 🀣🀣🀣

Again about your arse Marie! I thought we found the sub!

Nope, it’s still stuck in there…somewhere….wanna fish it out? πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I know fish who likes cakes?

I can’t stop laughing at this wolf 🐺 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

🐢🐾🀣

This will be wolf 🐺🀣🀣

The younger wolf will be like πŸΆπŸΎπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£

Wtf πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you don’t have investment or relationship advice…you have a fuxking story about feet that look like huge green dicks!

Exactly 🐢🐾🀣😭😭😭🀣

I’m sure frog will fill in the blanks for ya πŸ˜‚

I’m taking him with me?

Ngl if you went timetraveling and didn’t take me I’d be super pissed fr

You might regain somewhat

🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣 frog trying to time travel!

Obviously you’d be riding shotgun, tits out!

If nothing else I’d go back in time just to beat the shit out of 20 year old me just because I could take that guy.

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Why do nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r threads always end up with dicks tits and arse.

Ummm maybe cause you all bring out the worst in me πŸ˜‚

You mean the best

Dirty dirty woman

This again! 🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣🀯🀯🀯

Some things do grow in the shade.

Frog be like ..

🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣

And there it is……the lighthouse bringing us into port.

Shining bright

Like a diamond!

Great head to shaft ratio πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Diamond shaft works well

πŸ˜‚ fml

tbh I don’t think nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 β€˜s foot sander could exfoliate nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r β€˜s sin away

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

What sin’s, I don’t have any!

Sins. Plural. Many.

Name one, maybe two

You’re having unholy thoughts about…..ah shit take your pick πŸ˜‚

I do? Like what? πŸ€”

Objection! You’re baiting the witness!

Hang on….

So many naughty replies here but I will just sit and wait

πŸ˜‚ I’m not taking the bait

Noooooo come on give us your best shot

See there you go.

🐢🐾🀣

❀️

#bestofnostr

As the receptionist at the speed bank said. Thanks for coming

And thanks for going!

πŸ–•πŸ’œ

🀣🀣🀣

Wow half of my screen is the side-reply-bars

Need to start from the top and find out what were you talking about

Shooting shit at each other 🐢🐾🀣

Shoot away πŸ˜†

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🀣🀣🀣

Nah

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🀣 he didn’t but part of the fun of this game is confusing you to make you believe that others get it right sometimes

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Shut up wolf πŸΊπŸ˜‚

Put your zaps back on and I’ll show you getting it right

That’s what she said?

There was an attempt.

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ my two sons just figured out what my face looks like when they hit me in the nuts with projectiles……have to admit it’s painful but hilarious.

πŸ«‚. I feel your pain brother. πŸ˜‚

The baby already thinks it’s hilarious to kick me in the junk.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ natural instincts

jpfrogmd@walletofsatoshi.com

Who dat?

He’s an astronaut πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€ now 🀣🀣🀣 cause his zapped WoS sats are gone to space