And what I canβt even zap ya? Put it back
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Yeah jerk nobody π€£
This is madness
But Iβm glad youβre here buddy
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Who dis????
Ahβ¦β¦things are right in the world again. π
The person that always deserves this from me ππ
Your proctologist?
Yes
And now I dislike frog even more ππ
Nice. π
Wanna nest chat π
I would but my kids are sleeping on top of me because apparently I donβt buy them pillows more comfortable than my face/shoulders.
Also they need to kick me in the nuts three times to avoid bad dreams.
Also it feels like I just played a full (real) football game when I wake up in the morning.
Deez nuts π₯πππππ
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ππ sheβs trying
What!
Was that not right? π€
We appreciate the effort ππ€·ββοΈ
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Wait, why does Fishcake get it right and I donβt? π₯Ή
I donβt think I did. πΆπΎπ€£π€£π€£
Now Iβm confused π«€
How do you like these?
Marie tried! πΆπΎπ€£π« 
Fish!!! Youβre meant to be on my side!
This is very funny though π
Lol! I am on your side, but how could I pass up this gem of a gif! πΆπΎπ€£π€£π€£π€£
You know Iβll never ever get it rightβ¦only cause if I do I know JP has to leave Nostr forever and just for my amusement I want him here! π
To be fair, itβs easier to get in real life π
It is?
Now you tell me!
πΆπΎπ«‘ letβs try this! 
Ummm I donβt think I wanna see what heβs actually rubbing here π
Baby frog! πΆπΎπ€£π€£π€£
And I was about to post the frog dick feet pic π
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Put your zaps back on or I will post it!
I donβt negotiate with feet dick terrorists.
Fine Iβll post it nowβ¦
Post it. I dare you.
Double dare you!
Screw you both ππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ 
Majestic.
My god woman π how the fuck am I going to explain this to my twenty year old self when I travel back in timeβ¦β¦
π€£ very carefully
ππ so thereβs this frog and Aussie and 4 huge green dicksβ¦
Feet dick is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.
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This will be wolf πΊπ€£π€£
The younger wolf will be like πΆπΎπ€·ββοΈπ€£ 
Wtf ππππ you donβt have investment or relationship adviceβ¦you have a fuxking story about feet that look like huge green dicks!
Exactly πΆπΎπ€£ππππ€£
Iβm sure frog will fill in the blanks for ya π
Iβm taking him with me?
Ngl if you went timetraveling and didnβt take me Iβd be super pissed fr
Why do nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r threads always end up with dicks tits and arse.
Ummm maybe cause you all bring out the worst in me π
You mean the best
Dirty dirty woman 

tbh I donβt think nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 βs foot sander could exfoliate nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r βs sin away
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What sinβs, I donβt have any!
Sins. Plural. Many.
Name one, maybe two
Youβre having unholy thoughts aboutβ¦..ah shit take your pick π
I do? Like what? π€
#bestofnostr
As the receptionist at the speed bank said. Thanks for coming
Nah
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