this goes back to my friend's joke that needs context about how we dont even have 'good fascism' these days like how elements of italian fascism at least provided enough cover for plausible deniability like being a car fiend
'not a fascist,
just a car junkie, thanks'
a poor excuse, but better than whatever this current stuff is
this current stuff they are explicitly forcing women to have children to conscript soldiers to die for stolen resources
explicitly hate trans people cos they cant have seven babies to chuck four into the meat grinder, incarcerate two, and keep one terrified broken citizen sibling 'free' as leverage
if the leverage isnt needed, that's the elder care sibling, the one who pays for the parents funerals so there arent dead bodies rotting in the streets
can we upsell you on a mahogany coffin reasonably priced from our cache of pilfered war goods?
your daddy stayed your daddy instead of becoming your mommy just so you could enjoy this wonderful life. the least you can do is bury him in a box of fine wood.
can you imagine? the government and their sidehustle funeral parlor featuring exotic wood caskets not even giving your dad the dignity of a she/her in death
can't have your pronouns
can have a final box made of wood your eyes will never see
truly the best tho
finest wood in town
your two incarcerated siblings wont be there
at the funeral
but you can use jpay or securus afterwards to fill them in on the priest's homily for 59.99 a minute
and if you buy ten minutes upfront the
eleventh minute is half off but you lose it if you dont use it
