Subnostr

nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 after watching our feeds.

McFed's dead, babe. McFed's dead

😎🛵

Dude must be watching and gooning on our posts. Like every other Fed.

Good to have ur irritating *ss back FP🫡😂🫂⭕️

Stache might learn about gifs within the next decade

Boomers are special man 🤣

U see …. nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcpr9mhxue69uhhxetwv35hgtnwdaekvmrpwfjjucm0d5q32amnwvaz7tmgd9ehgtnwdaehgu3wd3skueq5ajlu9 gets me… I think🤔😳🤨😂⭕️

https://video.nostr.build/584061b570748160a9cde2dda425043c1b56120d3caadea3a03eabfbd19c7da0.mp4

That guys funny af

When did u say ur next nostr sabbatical is *sshole?🤔🤨😂⭕️

Ryan 3mo ago

I’m still in my first epoch🤔🤷🏽‍♂️⭕️

You’re still running the legacy bitcoin addresses 😂

The best part of this classic meme is that’s she’s completely oblivious to the 10,000 candle flash right into her retinas as she makes the mistake

😂🤨⭕️

https://video.nostr.build/f4e1f5cd1328d0b42d50ae9122027b4dcf4f95e6392b6a018514fb5b0a7198e0.mp4

MF who tolt u u could take ur bow tie off?🧐…and why aren’t u practicing ur firm handshake ?🤨😳😂😂⭕️

Mfer doesn’t know you can make six figures if you just get your foot in the door and make eye contact

GM nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0

I’m feeling very modern this a.m. ….considering avocado toast for breakfast🤔👍🏽😂⭕️

I know the best spot in town

https://video.nostr.build/4109da1d32c145010aa45dfc282ec61ce1117f3491d61403882aa256a2dc0235.mp4

I already took history of handshakes in college

Stache is Satoshi.

Makes sense, why he can’t access his 1 million stack.

🤣

Stache

Sat-che 🤨🧐😳

Sat-o-cheeeeeit 🤣

It had to unravel at sum point I guess😳🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

My life savings is in the hands of a guy who can’t post a gif.

Need to re-evaluate my choices.

I heard gold did a 2x in 15 years 🤣🤣🤣💀

My father disowned me after I convinced him to sell his gold and smash buy at $126k. lol

wow

Something tells me he’ll come around 🤣

Ss-ssoon rr-right?

Exactly! Soon ™

I was right to transfer my mom’s retirement fund to yodlbase. You clearly know your stuff. (She didn’t disown me yet)

At least it's real verifinable corn! Shell be singing your praises in no time. Hey, with the yield, she's already up a bit in BTC terms! The only metric that counts

She is very happy with the yield yes 🤭

Very satisfied customer

This is amazing

BroccoliRiceTofu 3mo ago

GM Happy SATurday 😂🤣

Happy Saturday 😂

That's always fun. Not sure I believe it happened exactly this way. Selling illiquid gold and catching the pico top would he epic

I remember catching the top 🤣

Me too. 2010 was wild times

The wildest bruh 🤭

I orange pilled him by saying bitcoin is gonna demonize gold. It took me years to explain him.

He had gold (not physical) which he swapped into bitcoin (cold storage).

I hope it’s not the top, otherwise I will be kicked out of my basement 😂

If it was my grandpa I’d be kicked out of the basement but also still be underground

Bull run is over. Parasites is finally being evicted from his host

Your father needs real diamond hand implants

Just got my x ray done.

My diamond balls are large and have to carry around

Blessing and a curse at the same time.

No one knows how hard it is to be an alpha

Bro I can’t move my fingers

How the squad looks hodling for life

₿☻Ḷↁ 3mo ago

Yes

The nostalgia smacks.

Strong hands 🤝

https://video.nostr.build/26d09b0eaf8b6e20fa1a75c680a90aa6f60d802824e624a0554bf701f84e3cdf.mp4

Nic 3mo ago

Is Sats butterfree, because he left us?

₿☻Ḷↁ 3mo ago

The case of butterfree was one of manumission

₿☻Ḷↁ 3mo ago

…and love ♡

https://youtu.be/Yky8RLnl73M

Nic 3mo ago

The feels

Takes me back. World was a different place before 9/11

Yes and because he’s weak

Oshi (推し) 3mo ago

They sparkle so loudly

Girls wanna steal them.

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