I just wanted to reduce my screen time. Missed you guys a lot. Is the ⭕️ gang still around?

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McFed's dead, babe. McFed's dead

😎🛵

Dude must be watching and gooning on our posts. Like every other Fed.

Good to have ur irritating *ss back FP🫡😂🫂⭕️

Stache might learn about gifs within the next decade

When did u say ur next nostr sabbatical is *sshole?🤔🤨😂⭕️

I’m still in my first epoch🤔🤷🏽‍♂️⭕️

You’re still running the legacy bitcoin addresses 😂

The best part of this classic meme is that’s she’s completely oblivious to the 10,000 candle flash right into her retinas as she makes the mistake

😂🤨⭕️

MF who tolt u u could take ur bow tie off?🧐…and why aren’t u practicing ur firm handshake ?🤨😳😂😂⭕️

Mfer doesn’t know you can make six figures if you just get your foot in the door and make eye contact

GM nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0

I’m feeling very modern this a.m. ….considering avocado toast for breakfast🤔👍🏽😂⭕️

I know the best spot in town

Stache is Satoshi.

Makes sense, why he can’t access his 1 million stack.

🤣

Stache

Sat-che 🤨🧐😳

Sat-o-cheeeeeit 🤣

It had to unravel at sum point I guess😳🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

My life savings is in the hands of a guy who can’t post a gif.

Need to re-evaluate my choices.

I heard gold did a 2x in 15 years 🤣🤣🤣💀

My father disowned me after I convinced him to sell his gold and smash buy at $126k. lol

wow

Something tells me he’ll come around 🤣

Ss-ssoon rr-right?

Exactly! Soon ™

I was right to transfer my mom’s retirement fund to yodlbase. You clearly know your stuff. (She didn’t disown me yet)

At least it's real verifinable corn! Shell be singing your praises in no time. Hey, with the yield, she's already up a bit in BTC terms! The only metric that counts

She is very happy with the yield yes 🤭

Very satisfied customer

This is amazing

GM Happy SATurday 😂🤣

Happy Saturday 😂

That's always fun. Not sure I believe it happened exactly this way. Selling illiquid gold and catching the pico top would he epic

I remember catching the top 🤣

Me too. 2010 was wild times

The wildest bruh 🤭

I orange pilled him by saying bitcoin is gonna demonize gold. It took me years to explain him.

He had gold (not physical) which he swapped into bitcoin (cold storage).

I hope it’s not the top, otherwise I will be kicked out of my basement 😂

If it was my grandpa I’d be kicked out of the basement but also still be underground

Bull run is over. Parasites is finally being evicted from his host

Your father needs real diamond hand implants

Just got my x ray done.

My diamond balls are large and have to carry around

Blessing and a curse at the same time.

No one knows how hard it is to be an alpha

Bro I can’t move my fingers

How the squad looks hodling for life

Yes

The nostalgia smacks.

Is Sats butterfree, because he left us?

The case of butterfree was one of manumission

…and love ♡

The feels

Takes me back. World was a different place before 9/11

Yes and because he’s weak

They sparkle so loudly

Girls wanna steal them.

As an intern at the prestigious firm @yodlbase ur wealth and security is our priority

…if u have any questions or concerns plz contact us at @yodlme.com⭕️

…we would also like to take this opportunity to encourage u to go paperless in the interest of the environment and avoiding pesky paper trails🫡

Couldn't have said it better myself! This is the kind of organic marketing we cultivate from our conscientious clientele, thanks to our green initiatives.

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Double prizes!!!😳🤯

….man I hope I get to train my replacement 🤔😂⭕️

Did you generate this using your offline NS generator?

Btw, coming to work naked can result in a handsome bonus 😉

🤔😳…I’ve been tolt my t*ts are spectacular 🤷🏽‍♂️🫡⭕️

Stacey is it you?

Wtaf

Stumbled across this and had to send it

Cheddar goblin

I remember seeing this as a kid 🤣

You are because your data us being monetized for AI to replace you

Can i get this admission in writing

Poor guy, his tingly balls didn't give us the god candles they prophesized.

False profit

This is how people who skip leg day look to me

Witness! ⭕️

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We're all googly'd up now too.

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