That's the craziest advocacy for having a dirty asshole I've ever heard.
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No no. I’m not advocating for a dirty asshole. I just don’t think you should expect your asshole to be as clean as your hands.
Tbh I like bidets. But I think bidet maxis are just a little too, well, anal.
I have a regular peasant toilet but have no problem declaring that bidets are where it’s at
Good luck beating it.
#MRC 
For less than 50 frogskins you can have a clean butt too. I'm no plumber, these are way easy to install.
Alright geniuses. Wtf do I do with my soggy ass after I’m done using it? 
Nice! Welcome to the squeaky clean club!
My brother in Christ, you still need to wipe it with toilet paper.