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I'll never understand how a full grown adult can just wipe a couple times with paper and call it good.

Brother, if you got shit on your hands you'd be scrubbing your hands with hot soapy water multiple times. You ever get shit on your hands and then just wipe them off with a piece of paper? I didn't think so...
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⚡️ᗪㄖ匚⚡️ 2y ago

Yea but people eat with their hands. What are you putting in your mouth ser?

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The Beave 2y ago

Poop!

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chancellor 2y ago

That's the craziest advocacy for having a dirty asshole I've ever heard.

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⚡️ᗪㄖ匚⚡️ 2y ago

No no. I’m not advocating for a dirty asshole. I just don’t think you should expect your asshole to be as clean as your hands.

Tbh I like bidets. But I think bidet maxis are just a little too, well, anal.

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no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

I have a regular peasant toilet but have no problem declaring that bidets are where it’s at

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SMS 2y ago

Good luck beating it.

#MRC

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chancellor 2y ago

For less than 50 frogskins you can have a clean butt too. I'm no plumber, these are way easy to install.

https://a.co/d/gt2Xg66

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⚡️ᗪㄖ匚⚡️ 2y ago

Alright geniuses. Wtf do I do with my soggy ass after I’m done using it?

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nobody 2y ago

Imma gonna mount one of those hand dryers upside down in my bathroom.

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⚡️ᗪㄖ匚⚡️ 2y ago

😂 yea it could use one of those. One of the touted benefits is that you don’t use toilet paper anymore. So I just pull my drawers up and walk around all wet?

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Ryan 2y ago

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no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

THE DYSON ASSBLADE

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chancellor 2y ago

Nice! Welcome to the squeaky clean club!

My brother in Christ, you still need to wipe it with toilet paper.