I'll never understand how a full grown adult can just wipe a couple times with paper and call it good.
Brother, if you got shit on your hands you'd be scrubbing your hands with hot soapy water multiple times. You ever get shit on your hands and then just wipe them off with a piece of paper? I didn't think so...
Exactly.
that's why i have a bidet, though i prefer a butt-gun overall.
Lol, what is a butt gun?
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the bulgarians call them "hygiene shower"
they are also super handy for cleaning in general, and bulgarian bathrooms are usually tiled to the ceiling and have a proper drain in the middle of the floor so you can make a mess and it's easy to clean it up and have it go down the train.
i mean, yeah, some bulgarian bathrooms are a little hit and miss on having precision drainage slopes on the floor and stay a bit wet but other than that yeah, the butt guns are also great for keeping the whole toilet clean when people make messes.
i lived with a dude who did terrible things to his intestines and it was mandatory. i suppose it must be a thing in bulgaria.
I've seen them in Dubai and in Asia, just didn't know the name.
only uncivilised places lack poop washing devices.
*looks at most of the US suspiciously*
Dude I know. I'm in the US... There's not a single public butt washer in any restroom in this country. Bunch of retards.
I have a portable ass shower
Bidet Bottle Portable Bidet Sprayer Large Bidet Bottle 560 ML https://a.co/d/flkMbKI
Once you start using ass showers you find it hard to go back to just paper.
it's at the point for me now where in such circumstances i'm repurposing empty springwater bottles.
when i was homeless, it was the easiest way for me to deal with the intermittent upset of my dodgy and intermittent diet. nothing makes walking around scavenging more difficult than an annoyed hindquarter... when on longer expeditions i would usually try to keep two water bottles, one would be for one end, the other for the other...
THE FRENCH GOT IT RIGHT 😆
So for this, are you going between the legs and spraying up or behind the butt and spraying down? How do you get the water to spray your butt without dripping/slashing poo water on the nozzle or your hand? Also, how do you avoid blasting your balls?
think like shooting yourself in the arse with a pistol. behind your back and pointing downwards towards the toilet bowl. thus the name 'butt gun'
Practice, I would imagine.
oh, also, the spray is pretty narrow beam like a gun, so it doesn't hit much other than what it's pointed right at.
I can’t breath 💀 😂
Yea but people eat with their hands. What are you putting in your mouth ser?
Poop!
That's the craziest advocacy for having a dirty asshole I've ever heard.
No no. I’m not advocating for a dirty asshole. I just don’t think you should expect your asshole to be as clean as your hands.
Tbh I like bidets. But I think bidet maxis are just a little too, well, anal.
I have a regular peasant toilet but have no problem declaring that bidets are where it’s at
Good luck beating it.
#MRC 
For less than 50 frogskins you can have a clean butt too. I'm no plumber, these are way easy to install.
Alright geniuses. Wtf do I do with my soggy ass after I’m done using it? 
Nice! Welcome to the squeaky clean club!
My brother in Christ, you still need to wipe it with toilet paper.
I think moist baby wipes can be a lifesaver. Don’t spare the wipes!
