looks like starlink is currently down globally
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I dont use it 😁
Interesting. I'm curious where they beam up to the sattelites from? Centralization issue?
Oh shit. How am I going to load stuff 😫 😩 🥴... noooooouuuuu ...
congratulations to all Elon puppets
You mean it’s raining satellites 😅
hopefully they don't have to go on site to update the firmware
That would be the most expensive accident ever. Imagine not only losing data from all these satellites but also losing control, having them all fall back to earth with zero correction. Kessler syndrome incoming.
Ye old Elon rugpull
Putin done it
It’s the aliens
You’re kidding 😅
Testing out his kill switch? 🤔
Yep. Apparently coming back online now (but still very slow). It was down for 30 min.
Nope, nevermind, it's down again. 🛰️
#bitcoin is up and running
True. However my nodes runs off Starlink, lol. So it is down at least 2 nodes and some decent lightning network liquidity
Elon probably tried uploading the Epstein list.
autonomous drug smuggling submarines running in circles
Trump using the Space Force.
Since it's in outer space wouldnt it be "galactically" unstead of globally?
You having fun playing with your fancy space computer?
Looks like Starlink is experiencing a global outage right now 🌐
Hope the team gets it back online soon — a lot of people rely on it, and this one’s definitely being felt worldwide.
Bullish
Sucks to be my node! 💀
slowly centralising the internet down t9o one global ISP ... what could go wrong?
Thanks for letting us know. My pops has been wondering and trouble-shooting his connection since noon.