This is what happens when Irish women lay in the sunโ€ฆ

Fully lobster fucked. Redneck.

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Oooof. I feel ya. Sunburnt tits are the worst.

Not just tits. I got a full body burn. I was trying to sun my balls ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

It's always the balls that get you into trouble.

It's the seed oils.

Bitch. Iโ€™m an avocado oil MAXI

Sorry to report, I think a lot of grocery store avocado oil reportedly contains seed oils.

Don't worry they got my ass too.

I donโ€™t but it at the grocery store. I get 100% avo oil from a natural market near me. I also have an avo tree with 100s of avos so my plan is to start distilling my own

Even if itโ€™s 100% avocado oil, itโ€™s still 10-15% polyunsaturated fat (linoleic acid), what distorts cell and mitochondrial membranes, which contributes to sensitivity to sunlight. Avo and olive are shitcoins for that reason.

For reference, grass fed beef is ~1% linoleic acid.

Noooooo thatโ€™s the worst ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Try to see if you can find some beef tallow balm. I know you donโ€™t eat meat but seriously that will help clear it up in like a day or two. ๐Ÿ™

You want me to rub carcass juices on my body? Who do you think I am? Jeffrey Dahmer?

Sounds kinky

Do you want to feel like Satanโ€™s anus or would you like to find relief?

Hahaha I already got relief. Aloe Vera and jojoba oil. Jojoba is the closest oil in molecular weight to the natural oils our skin already creates. Iโ€™m a cosmetic chemistry nerd ๐Ÿ˜‚

Good to hear ๐Ÿ’œ

Seriously though sunburn sucks so bad. I hope you feel better soon.

Aww thanks. It was way worse last night. Itโ€™s just annoying, but tomorrow it will be fine

Oh, poor you.

Tomorrow, I should be way more normal ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚

What my portfolio app sees every 5 minutes today

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Poor girl ๐Ÿซ‚ I feel for you.

I guess your not Dark Irish.

Bahaha nope. Just regular

Ouch! You weren't lying when you said you burn. I get like this when I'm out all day the first warm day or by the water and then it's milder burns that are gone by morning. God bless mutt genetics that make me tan ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚

Nah, I burnnnnnnn

Oh no queen! Relatable. ๐Ÿ’”

Yup ๐Ÿ˜‚

Nothing cools it off either

AC and aloe help tho ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

There's one ointment I can't remember the name of for treating burns. Works best and heals fast, stops peeling.

The eyes say it all ๐Ÿ˜‚

HELP

the longer I am on nostr the more I have the feeling that the sun is only for the balls ๐Ÿคฃ

get well soon and smoke some weed ๐Ÿ˜œ

Bahaha I will. Thanks dude ๐Ÿซ‚

Smoke a spliff outside

Its just a quick nap I said

Lobster tears of pain

#haiku

Iโ€™m staying inside today ๐Ÿ˜‚

One more hour wont hurt

Tomorrow haha

Jesus Noshole...

Feel better soon.

I have my mom to thank for my tan. My dad is basically a real life casper, though.

Oh my god! You caught fire? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ’œ

All I hear in my head is Rock Lobster by the B52's. Sorry ๐Ÿ˜…

Bahaha thatโ€™s completely appropriate