This is what happens when Irish women lay in the sunโฆ
Fully lobster fucked. Redneck.

This is what happens when Irish women lay in the sunโฆ
Fully lobster fucked. Redneck.

It's the seed oils.
Bitch. Iโm an avocado oil MAXI
Sorry to report, I think a lot of grocery store avocado oil reportedly contains seed oils.
Don't worry they got my ass too.
I donโt but it at the grocery store. I get 100% avo oil from a natural market near me. I also have an avo tree with 100s of avos so my plan is to start distilling my own
Even if itโs 100% avocado oil, itโs still 10-15% polyunsaturated fat (linoleic acid), what distorts cell and mitochondrial membranes, which contributes to sensitivity to sunlight. Avo and olive are shitcoins for that reason.
For reference, grass fed beef is ~1% linoleic acid.
Noooooo thatโs the worst ๐ญ๐ญ
Try to see if you can find some beef tallow balm. I know you donโt eat meat but seriously that will help clear it up in like a day or two. ๐
You want me to rub carcass juices on my body? Who do you think I am? Jeffrey Dahmer?
Do you want to feel like Satanโs anus or would you like to find relief?
Hahaha I already got relief. Aloe Vera and jojoba oil. Jojoba is the closest oil in molecular weight to the natural oils our skin already creates. Iโm a cosmetic chemistry nerd ๐
Poor girl ๐ซ I feel for you.
I guess your not Dark Irish.
Bahaha nope. Just regular
Ouch! You weren't lying when you said you burn. I get like this when I'm out all day the first warm day or by the water and then it's milder burns that are gone by morning. God bless mutt genetics that make me tan ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
Nah, I burnnnnnnn
the longer I am on nostr the more I have the feeling that the sun is only for the balls ๐คฃ
get well soon and smoke some weed ๐
Bahaha I will. Thanks dude ๐ซ
Jesus Noshole...
Feel better soon.
I have my mom to thank for my tan. My dad is basically a real life casper, though.
Oh my god! You caught fire? ๐คฃ๐ซฃ๐