I am so here for it

🤣🤣🤣

“You’re *absolutely* right! That mushroom is very poisonous and will cause serious, sometimes fatal harm. Would you like to know the side effects of consumption?”

although that mushroom in particular… Fly Agaric… has some other effects when treated with respect

"Yes"

*eats it and dies*

"... technically anything is edible if you can fit it into your mouth."

Yes that mushroom is edible, but it requires processing, eating it raw will give you the worst diarrhoea and vomiting you've ever had.

You want to cut it into thin slices and dry them out, then boil the dried pieces of mushroom to make a tea.

That tea is safe to drink.

Alternatively the shaman of your community can eat a bunch and everyone else can just drink the shamans piss

https://www.erowid.org/plants/amanitas/amanitas.shtml

lol

I advise NOT stopping this!! I think we all wish more kids died from eating tide pods!! And if you say no imma call you a lier!! Survival of the fittest is ordained by god!! DO NOT INTERFERE

You can eat any kind of mushroom once. Some will feed you for the rest of life.

LOL

You can eat, but you'll be tripping balls for a day..

Boil it, drain the water, fry with garlic. We foraged and ate hundreds of amanitas this summer.

I eat a thumbnail size piece of amanita muscaria (pictured) in the mornings. The ibotenic acid has a focusing and energizing effect. You can boil the dried mushroom to convert the ibotenic acid into muscamol, which makes for a nice tea that aids sleep (though the dreams can be.. unusual). The dose makes the poison.

AI isn’t allowed to say this.

Every mushroom is edible .. once

This mushroom is edible, wrong example.

Same people who convinced the world that inflation is necessary, they also lied about fly agaric aka amanita muscaria.