Why would anyone in their right mind name their son "Dick?" I don't get it.
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I went to school with a guy called Richard Seamen. True story.
They probably named them "Richard" which is shortened to "Rick" then using rhyming slang to "Dick" since the middle ages. It didn't become associated with penis until like 1970. Nick names are weird 😅
Wait a minute, what do you have against Nic names? 👀🧐🤔
Yea! I stand by Nic or Jay idk who it is anyway
I'm calling you "Hdo" from now on.
Idk what that even means
It's ok, Hdo. No one knows what nicknames mean
I don't have anything against nick names they just usually come about in weird ways 😅
Mine is because I accidentally dyed my hair fire engine red using permanent hair dye when I was in elementary school, making me look like Pippi Longstocking much longer than just Halloween as I intended.
Your sin was trying to impersonate the beautiful redheads 
My hair does have a lot of red in it now, but I was a fair blonde child 🤷♀️
Blond hair is nice. Why’d you wanna change it? Haha
I thought it would wash out. I wouldn't have done it had I known it was permanent. I had to grow it out it was hideous 🤣
How many years did it take? 😂 maybe that’s why you’re single jk jk
1) I was 8 and engaged to be married to a boy in my class (who I later dumped because the other girls teased me)
2) It took almost two years before it grew out enough for me to cut off the red part and then I had a terrible fuck ass bob 😭
Poor kid must’ve been devastated. Women are terrible heartbreakers.
We did end up hooking up a few times in highschool and college. I fell out of touch with him though, last I heard he made bank as a roughneck in Iraq and bought another girl from our old circle fake tits so I guess he's doing well enough 🤣
Proud of him. Sounds like a stud.
He was a good dude, I'm proud of him too 🥰
I wonder how nostr feels about fake tits. I’m sure they think it’s bad for breastfeeding kids. I can taste the silicone and it’s gross 😂
Some are nicely done and hardly noticable, which I think the men here go crazy over. Men don't seem to realize the artifice in what they admire, the number of times I've seen folks here exclaiming "natural beauty" when it's very obvious to me it's a full beat and fake or at least heavily padded cleavage but maybe I'm being a lil bitchy.
Her's were the cheaper variety and very hard (yes I felt her up after this occurred don't judge me) but now I'm absolutely being bitchy 🤣
This sounds so riDICulous that I almost believe it
It only became associated with "penis" in the Nixon era thanks to a prolific political cartoonist 😅
https://apollo-magazine.com/philip-guston-nixon-drawings-satire/
Richard Bruce Cheney? 🤣
It’s a terrible nickname.
Remember when people would call their sons Gaylord?
What the fuck is even a gaylord 😂
Fairly used in the US in the early 20th century. Came from the French word “gaillard” meaning joyful, high spirited and brave lol. If their mother only knew 🤣
My favorite French phrase is le petit mort.
A lot of joy spreading indeed 😂
https://video.nostr.build/fe075baca8fa363380ec48e684a72512e876312201ade40dd6e402b33e0c305f.mp4
